Tabloid Whore!



"DADDY! I'm ready for my close up!"

Even though Donald Trump is on my shit list for being such an ass to my girl Martha Stewart, I have to mention him briefly today. The New York Daily News is reporting that on Monday's first new episode of The Apprentice, Trump will be bringing some of his family onto the show. Daughter Ivanka and son Donald Jr. will be the new fill ins for George and Carolyn. You may remember Ivanka back from her fabulous days as a model. Alert: With Ivanka on the show, Trump might want to take back right now what he said about Martha Stewart's daughter. The son, he's the one that just married a Playboy model or porn star or something. As much as I don't even want to watch this new Apprentice, I might have to take a peek at the boardroom just so I can laugh at his damn kids. Next thing you know, he'll be pimping out Tiffany, the 12 year old daughter from Marla Maples we never hear about, having her do a tap dance and a song.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a very bad move for the show. Trump is "jumping the shark" which never ends well.

Oh well, bye-bye Apprentice :(

4:59 PM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger beatrice_milk said...

wouldn't surprise me a bit if he started whoring out the kids first, family second, right?

...i mean, what??? who said that?

6:39 PM, February 24, 2006  
Anonymous Sponge said...

That man is such a disgrace. He needs to pull that silver spoon out of his ass and get a friggin toupee already.

He only ripped Martha to shreds to get people interested in the next season of Apprentice. And he will never apologize for his actions because "it's just business"

9:54 AM, February 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is Ivanka holding in that pic? It looks like a metal prosthetic arm with the hand cut off.

11:52 AM, February 25, 2006  

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