Ohmigod! Like a bitch fest is totally going on between O.C. star Mischa Barton and whore Hilton. Seems as though Mischa made some remarks to London's Daily Mirror about Paris, saying, "she seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful ... She does steal people's boyfriends!" Ok, true, true,true, Mischa, so like what's the problem? Well, Mischa's rep claims that she was only joking when making the comment, but Paris, being the attention whore she is, had to come back blasting, "I don't even know the girl. I could care less. It seems like she is the one who is trying to stir up a rivalry. I have never said a word about her in my life. But she seems to be spending a lot of time thinking about me." Ohmigod, is that right Paris?! So then Mischa, the big TV star she is, responded to whore by totally saying, "Paris isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't." Neener, neener, neener. Take that biatch! Then, after like Mischa's little fabulous comments, Paris couldn't stand it and then after a hissy fit, like totally called up her lawyer and demanded he put out a very official statement to try and validate her place in Hollywood. So like after getting the orders from Paris, her lawyer stayed up all night burning the midnight oil writing the perfect "Paris is better than Mischa" statement and came up with, "I don't know of any girl around Paris's age, who is more successful. It seems to me a lot of celebrities are using Paris's name so they can get some ink and Mischa seems to be one of them." So there!