Tabloid Whore!



Here is a photo of Madonna looking all gorge after she picked up the award for Best International Female Artist of the Year at the London Brit Awards Wednesday night (although, I'm not too into seeing her nips bursting out in this dress). For those of you who have been worried about the state of her marriage, you will be happy to know that she attended the awards with cute, adorable, funny husband Guy Ritchie--who I love to death. And for those of you who believe the rumors about trouble with Madge & Guy, hey, you all should know by now that I reserve the right to stay in denial about one of my favorite couples for as long as humanly possible E.g., Jessica & Nick. Madonna is also recovering from a hernia surgery that she had a week ago, immediately following her performance at the Grammys. What the F&*k is a hernia you ask? That's ok, until about a year ago I didn't know what the hell it was either. Straight from Web MD, "a hernia occurs when a tear forms in the abdomen muscles and can lead to part of the stomach or intestine bulging through the hole. It is a common condition that can be exacerbated by strenuous activity and can strike regardless of one's physical fitness." She is said to be doing just fine after her surgery. Hopefully that cutie husband of hers is helping her recover by bringing her tea in bed and getting all naked under the covers with her! Grrrrr....
E! Online


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to burst your little tabloid whoring bubble, but Madonna's too full of herself to have a normal happy marriage for a long time. She's basically a man.

1:59 PM, February 16, 2006  

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