Tabloid Whore!



Holy Moly! I don't even watch this "Flavor of Love" show oh VH1, but I had to catch it last night after seeing on a commercial that there was going to be some type of girl fight. Give me a smackdown between chicks and you know I'm there! Anyway, there are these two hoochie mamas, one is named Pumkin and the other New York and they are both trying to date Flava Flav. Well, since I only watched the fight part, I guess Pumkin got eliminated and she was all pissed off and somehow her and New York started yelling at each other (they must have a history). So New York was all "slap me bitch! slap me!" and Pumkin was like "I can take you down!" and then Pumkin leaned forward and spit a big ass gooey spit ball at New York and it landed on her neck. Then New York went crazy and Pumkin looked terrified as hell like "oh shit, white girl just spit on the black girl, uh oh!!" and tried to run off but New York grabbed that bitches hair and pushed her and Pumkin went flying into the cameraman. Then afterwards New York was saying her hair smelled like Pumkin's stinky shit breath, but yet, she kept smelling her hair. This was some crazy ass TV and I must have rewound it 5 times. God help me. I really need to get out of the house more.

Watch the clip of the spit!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh TW, i'm ashamed to admit this but i've been watching this show and loving it. It's the craziest wildest stuff i've ever witnessed. I should have told you to watch. It has been pure insanity from day one.

i wish you had watched the whole episode so you could have seen Hoopz's mother hit on Flav, and NY's mother be all "he's not a man, your fat, you choose him or me".

The show has been pure craziness!

9:13 AM, February 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this over Falva Flav?

5:00 PM, February 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That shit was priceless! Come on, its nasty, but you know you loved it. What a sore loser Pumkin Head was though! I knew she'd be out because there's no way they'd have a white girl against a black girl in the finale. Since they have to get a new show out of it, don't you think it has to be New York for the win? I love Hoopz, but I don't know if there's a show there.

5:26 AM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Ani said...

First of all, Flav is not all that for ppl to be fighting over. He is ghetto trash and I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. And seriously, New York is a bitch and had it coming. New york provoked her! Plus, NY is psycho and she said she is in love with Flav. How could you be in love with someone you don't even know? That bitch deserved everything she got!!!

7:06 AM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to agree, Ani. As much as I love watching this train wreck, I get almost physically ill watching these women kiss him..or watching him eat. Not to mention, he likely weighs about 80 pounds.

11:00 AM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice "fight", but it the 2 ladies ever fight in real like a street-fight, the black lady will beat the shit out of the white lady.

A black girl almost every time will beat the hell out of a white chick.

3:14 PM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe that New York is going to win, not because i like the crazy big forheaded bitch, but because drama sells on reality tv. After the fight the rating proably went through the roof.New York claims she love flav and she don't even know anything about him. Now i see why the crazy weave wearing sycho bitch is proably single and is on tv. she proably did her past relationships the same way.I have two words for you New York, restraing order.spit is nasty, but hell it looked good on New York.

7:39 PM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my God. that is some priceless idiocy-inducing television. You watch it and lose ten IQ points. It's quite hilarious, despite that. It's a good thing I don't have cable.

11:15 PM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man Check This. Hoopz Dat bitch is whack and lame as ever i mean she`s uneducated with no self respect. She really need to expand her vocabulary. I mean da way I see it, she aint even woman enough to even know why she love flav. ''Because you love me'' Okay first off how does she really know if he love her? Moving along to Pumpkin ugly frog face flat booty ass, that ho is ugly and she needed her ass whip for even thinkin` about spittin` on New York... Word of advice for Pumpkin, If it was me, sweetie your ass woulda been dead by now... Now For New York, i love her style and personality, she has a very outstanding sense of humour.I mean da gurl is 200% woman.. She has a good head on her shoulders, and her attitude is da bomb... I like da gurl she doesnt sit and take no shit off nobody and she damn sho dont let people run all over her... So Ya know New york is very observing... Keep up da good work New York... I hope she killz Pumpkin Cum gizzlin ugly white trashy ass!

7:36 PM, March 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Pumpkin Head is PWT....straight from the trailer park......New York should have beat that ass. She pissed me off when she just shoved her to the floor. Any other sista would have forgotten about a damn clock and kicked that bitche's ass.

8:13 AM, April 08, 2007  

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