Tabloid Whore!



American Idol is finally down to their top 24. Let me first say, I know, I hate this post b/c it's too damn long, but the people have been asking, so I had to give. Although I won't be covering this weekly here are a few first thoughts regarding the top 12 girls and their performances last night. Other quick thoughts, Paula unfortunately lost any of the welcomed bitchiness she had during auditions, Randy is still Randy, Simon is awesome and correct as always and damn, either the chicks this season are gargantuan, or Ryan Seacrest is REALLY short.

Mandisa: Um. the red lingerie top? The flames raging in the background? I think she was freakin' horrible and too loud. I don't care if Simon called her fat. Paula's hair looks horrible too by the way.

Kellie Pickler: Ok, so you know she is sooo getting the name "pickle" on here. Aw jeez, can someone please shake this girl? She sounded like a ding bat in the tape they ran. Ugh. Horrible voice again. Horrible! Can I please go watch ice-skating? I don't know what the judges are talking about "likability factor," with her, I don't like her. Blech.

Becky O'Donohue: First off, she looks like Jenna Dewan, that hoochie that Justin Timberlake dated after Britney (minus the hooch). Ok, I'm trying to be nice here, but Becky wasn't that bad -egh-ok, well ya she was. Not crazy about the song she did and she wrecked that last note, but maybe she is fairly decent and has great hair. Room for improvement?

Ayla Brown: OOOH! FINALLY someone who did not make me cringe. Me likey Ayla, even if she does play football.

Paris Bennett: Ok, Paris came out and was all cutesy in her tape and then came out on stage and was all kick ass mamma and shit. I do like her, but it's such a weird difference from when she talks to when she performs. Finally, a Paris with talent!

Stevie Scott: I had such hope when she said she was going to do a Josh Groban song (love him!!), but sadly, she was struggling. Ouchy. Simon said it best, "It's like being at a horrible Sunday lunch and some child gets up to sing." HA! Reserving final judgment since she said she will "bring it."

Brenna Gethers: We will call her by her middle name, memom from now on. Egh, she's fine, but I'm bored. She's got a better attitude than voice. Um, the "claws" act and sassing back to Simon is gonna get old, real quick.

Katharine McPhee: Oh I love Katharine!! What a great voice, not to mention she is gorgeous and has a sassy little personality on stage. My favorite girl of the bunch!

Heather Cox: Oh God. Horrible. Her voice didn't crack or anything like that, but boring, not to mention, I wouldn't buy a record from her (and I buy a lot of shit.) Oh, and Paula, thank you for telling another girl that even though she sucked, she will be remembered because she is "pretty."

Kinnik Sky: She has a really great voice. Lovely. Something didn't rock my world though.

Lisa Tucker: Simon said she was the best 16 year old in the competition. I loved her! She has an amazing voice and very classy. Vonzelle, Tamyra Gray anyone?

Melissa McGhee: This season's Julia Demato tomato. Boring with big boobies. Plus, she's a pageant girl. Egggh.

My picks in order of like so far: Katherine, Paris, Lisa Tucker.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, c'mon TW, Katherine is way boring and WAY annoying!

11:58 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am SO proud of myself for staying away last night.

12:08 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

meh. I love Katherine. You wont change my mind. She is fab.

12:19 PM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Kim said...

Katherine is great. TW, you're definetly not the only one who loves her, she's definetly a favorite.

Thanks for the recap, I've been dying to hear your opinions. Feel free to write one of the men tonight. ;) Lol, just be nice to Taylor!

1:00 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger willam said...

Katherine is wonderful. She's sooo not annoying. She was also in the original production of Rock of Ages, fyi. She quit because of the conflict with Idol. Quit's a strong word. She left for greener pastures. that's nicer.
love her to death

5:30 PM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

I must start off with Paula...she looked HORRENDOUS. And her comments and her heavy lidded face reminded me of the Paula I loved last year- all 'snookered".

The Blonde chicks must go- no talent..and with a name like pickler- that a porn star in the making.

TW- I disagree withyou on one- Mandissa. I just love her, she got a hellof a voice and personality. As a fellow woman who has struggle with weight I loved her standing up to Simon. And I've always hated those damn background screens.

Hate Julia DeMato Tomato

Lisa Tucker- you hit it right TW- Vonzelle, her

Kinnik- she was just aw'ight. Nothing there...

McPhee - Fabulous..great voice and i loved it when she did the bootie dance at the end...a natural.

Oh God TW..please tell me Brenna middle name is really Memom...To much 'tude. And when she said 'Claus' 'I show u ma Claus' I say keep her around a few more shows just so I can hate her more.

Stevie Scott- I just stared in horror at her lack of anything. And when you say you are gonna 'bring it' you don't say it with a mousey way like she did, you say 'I'M GONNA BRIIINNG IT!!!!

Paris- Sounds like a munchkin when she talks and thats distracting, but she can sing. And I like her all kick ass mamma stuff.

Ayla- Like her ..she'll be around for a while...unless the voting scam rears it's ugly head again.

Finally..Becky- Shes not idol material, good lookin gal..and yes fabulous hair..but she'll only stick around for the looks.

Sorry for such a long winded comment....had to get it out..will keep the next ones shorter.

5:46 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Willam! You are so fab. That is exciting news about Katherine and Rock of Ages (oh I loved that show!). Thank you for the scoop on her and I will keep my fingers crossed for her. :)

5:51 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Mal said...

TW, I agree! That Katherine is a beauty, and can sing too! She's got that Jennifer Garner-look going for her, which aint a bad look!

And what was up with Paula's hair that first night? My wife & I just laughed our @$$es off!

Great blog! Great posts!

11:05 PM, February 24, 2006  

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