Oh this story is a zinger and stupid at that. It was the first thing I heard when my radio alarm went off this morning, not to mention covered all over the television as I got ready for work. Warning readers! Tabloid Whore is feeling sassy today......Page Six is reporting that Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan and friends went to Scores strip club in NY around 2:45am yesterday morning and got all hot and bothered with each other. Lindsay and Kate were allegedly getting all kinds of drunk together and reportedly got up on stage and started pole dancing and then started making out and feeling each other up. Bitches didn't even have the balls to take their clothes off though, honeys, your in a strip club! If you're gonna do it, do it right! Whatever! Celebrity photographer James Edstrom was witness to everything and you know what that means, photos of these two whores will be coming out soon! He told Page Six, "They were both running in and out of the ladies' room a lot," Edstrom recalled. "I saw when it was just Lindsay dancing solo and Kate was yelling, 'You're a pro, Lindsay! You should do this for a living!' Ha! Running in and out of the ladies room a lot? I bet those two were completely coked up. Losers. The photographer also said that Lohan's bodyguard roughed him up when he asked for a picture outside the club, "When they left, I went outside, pulled out my camera and asked Lindsay, 'May I please take your picture?' That's when her bodyguard went off. He slammed me against the wall. She jumped in her SUV and got on her cell phone. Kate was already driving away in another car, yelling 'F - - - you!' at me." Such ladies! So much for Lindsay cleaning up her act! Oh, and has Kate Moss's baby been taken away from her yet? Wasn't she supposed to go back to England to get her coked out ass arrested? Please?
Source: Page Six