Oh please. This is too disgustingly beautiful for words. BET will be airing a new reality show beginning March 9th called "Lil' Kim: The Countdown to Lockdown" (insert eye roll). BET says they are presenting the real Kimberly Jones (aka Lil' Kim) - in "her words, her life, her way." Viewers will get to see her recording, and filming a music video, being with her mother and putting her life in order before she has to go to the big house. Tracey Edmonds, Executive Producer for the series says, "You'll get to meet Kimberly Jones as a person, and not just as a public icon. She's a very family-minded person. She has a lot of integrity, and a lot of reasons why she made a false statement." What a joke. For those of you who don't know, Lil' Kim was thrown in jail after being found guilty of conspiracy and perjury in March '05. She was convicted for lying to a grand jury in relation to a shooting that took place among members of her entourage in 2001. Hey, forget that guns went off in front of a radio station, Lil Kim lied because she was trying to protect the peeps! Priorities! Give me a freakin' break. It will be interesting to see how this show is spun and if she comes out looking like the victim. Lil' Kim is currently serving out her sentence of a year and a day in jail.