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1.07.2006

BAM MARGERA'S EX SELLS HIS SHIT ON EBAY.



Talk about a way to get your ex boyfriend out of your life. Jenn Rivell, ex fiance to stinky Bam Margera has put crapload of her Bam relationship mementos up for auction on Ebay. For those of you who don't know who Bam is, he had that goofy "Viva La Bam" show on MTV, is a professional skateboarder and now, most likely known as one of the guys Jessica Simpson allegedly cheated on Nick Lachey with. Ew. The following note from Jenn is posted on the auctions:

"I finally got all of my old stuff out of storage from Washington St and I found a bunch of stuff I thought you all might want. Thank you for all of the kindness you gave me and thank you for all the kindness some of you didn't give, it made me stronger. Speaking of not giving (wink, wink) maybe I'll finally get paid for Haggard. Take care....Jenn.

Some of the things you can bid for include, the engagement ring Bam gave Jenn (um, only .527 ct, TW was NOT impressed), a ton of photos of the couple, Bam's car key, the shorts Bam slept in, the couples used plane tickets, a mix cd from Bam and a bunch of other useless crap like stickers. Hey, whatever helps a girl let go. But I'm not so sure selling the personal stuff (aside from the ring) and knowing it's still floating around in the world can really do her a lot of emotional cleansing. Some girls like to go the route of bonfires. I personally have found a paper shredding machine to be a very fun and liberating tool when you want to get rid of boys photos, cards, emails and such. I doubt Bam's ex will make much money off of this with exception of the engagement ring, but you never know, there always are those crazy fans out there that will pay money for all kinds of crap and I'm sure she knows that. Either way, best of luck to Jenn, I don't know anything about the girl, but having the humiliation of being told by your fiance that he screwed Jessica Simpson not to mention hearing about it all over the press, can't be much fun. For those of you who are fool enough to want some of this junk, check out Jenn's Ebay auction.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Kim said...

What the heck is haggard?

10:25 PM, January 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haggard is a low budget movie that Bam made and Jen was in it. It was one of the funniest yet sickest things ever. If you like Bam's sense of humor, you'd like it. It has all the gang from Viva La Bam in it. Bam was my guilty pleasure but he lost his appeal after sleeping with a married woman. No morals at all.

10:58 AM, January 08, 2006  
Blogger Marsha said...

They way the auctions are going I say she stands to make a nice dime off the stuff. Maybe she wasn't so silly after all.

Looks like she can make 10,000 at least. That will go a long way in the healing process huh? lol.

4:52 PM, January 08, 2006  
Anonymous JustMe said...

Didn't Jenn make the Jessica thing up, called a radio show and they and been broken up for quite a while? And who knows she might just be hurt she can't ride off the coat tails anymore? Could be totally wrong about that, who knows though?

4:29 AM, January 25, 2006  
Anonymous rosie said...

Bam margera didnt sleep with jessica simpson.they were both at a party(bam and jessica)they are really good friends they passed out on the couch togeather.actually bam passed out on a pool table and woke up nexted to jessica.the rumors Arent true

9:18 AM, May 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg why would she do that to bam I hope he makes her mad back at her cuz thats messed up!

4:19 PM, July 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really dont care what any1 says,even the press and tabloids. I thought that Jenn and Bam made a really great couple and i wish that he wasnt marrying Missy but i just hope for the best for him no matter what. I hope the best 4 u too Jenn. :)

4:41 PM, July 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bam may be an ass sometimes but give him some slack...this is hollywood we are talking about rumors start all the time.if jen wants to do this good for her...but i bet he loved her like she was the sun itself...anyway..loosen up guys!!!
besides,we all cant have excellent relationships.you love and loose.its a way of life.

12:44 PM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, yeah Jenn did totally tell people the rumor of him and J.S. But then so did Phil...hmm...oh well. Jenn (It's spelled with two 'n's. Don't believe me...watch CKY or even the early VLB) totally had the right to sell her shit. I mean it's like some girls put everything in a box and hide it. Others mope around and freaking get depressed. But whatever. I'm not trying to sound like a tweeny...but I don't think Missy and Bam's relationship would work. And I think Missy was the girl Bam had an affair with. Cause he wouldn't just hook up with someone so quickly. He does have morals. Anyways. Those are just my thoughts.

~~~~~No need to yell or bash at me~~~~~

And relationships usually have someone getting hurt. Or both people could. You could have true love and one person gets hurt <-physical or mental or emotional ) somehow.

Thanks for reading my long ass complaints. ^_^ Tchuss!

4:18 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one sided much?

You know, there's Bam's side too.

It's immature to call him "stinky".

Get a proper story please.

11:45 AM, October 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JENN SUCKS AND BAM ROCKS!!

7:01 PM, January 22, 2007  
Anonymous :.sum1.: said...

man who cares give him a break jen hes way kewler than youll eva be hun so back off or you will hav to deal with me

10:34 PM, February 01, 2007  

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