OPRAH'S PRIVATE JET KILLS INNOCENT BIRD.

Oh dear. Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham had to put their travel plans temporarily on hold Monday when the private jet they were flying on was responsible for a birds unfortunate demise. The bird, probably just out for what it thought would be a peaceful post Christmas fly, flew head on into the gulfstream jet, cracking it's windshield. The pilot was forced to turn around and go back to the Santa Barbara airport until the windshield was repaired. The bird died, but thankfully, Oprah and Stedman were not injured. Oprah is yet to announce if the trauma from this incident will be turned into a topic for a future episode of her talkshow. Merry freakin' Christmas bird!

Source: AP