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E! News has just reported that the upcoming issue of US Weekly will exclusively tell dreamy Nick Lachey's side of the story on his split with Jessica Simpson. I wish Nick would spill all the dirt about what a bad girl Jessica has allegedly been, but you know he will be a total gentleman (damn!). In the meantime, Nick has been hard at work on his new CD, which he says will lean more towards a rock sound this time around. It's also possible that the defunct MTV reality show "The Nick Lachey Project" might see the light of day, since Nick says MTV has been filming him "on and off." A rescheduled premiere date will be centered around his new CD's release, sometime in 2006.
In Jessica Simpson news, Lloyd Grove is reporting that Jessica is very unhappy that Nick is slaughtering her in the polls of public opinion and that the majority of people think she was responsible for the break up. Grove also says that Simpson is pissed off that her publicist has been unable to keep the negative stories about her (ie: fake lips? cheating with Maroon 5 singer? got ulcers?) out of the spotlight lately. I'm telling ya, as much as I used to love Jessica, I think her star is fading and you can blame that on breaking Nick's heart, not to mention, the dislike people have for Papa Joe Simpson. Awww, who's your daddy now Jess?
Source: Yahoo Launch , National Ledger


Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooh, minime is bitter, he's trying to make jess look bad, but it's too late for that because minime showed the entire world his miserable self on their show, how he constantly belittled and berated jess. it does'nt matter what minime do jess' 25 minutes will not be up no time soon people. i hope jess comes out with a tell all book about never losing her virginity to elfin takes two to tango!!

8:09 PM, December 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It must be a hard thing for nick to go throught, i can't mage having your heartbroken and having to see stores about it every where, magazine , tv you name it. i feel sorry for nick. jessica went to sow her oaks. but nick love her so much. she had it all.

1:50 PM, December 28, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't wait to read the article. I love NL and i think he was just darling to JS.

By the way TW, i LOVE this picture of the hottie...keep using it!

7:15 PM, December 28, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well 1:50 obviously you never walked in jess' shoes, since you feel so sorry for the midget, why don't you go to one of his cheesy websites or forums and ask him out on a date. i bet you he won't answer your ugly ass. you'd be lucky if the elf does'nt curse your stupid doofy ass off, like he did the time that tall girl grabbed his little ass.

8:06 PM, December 28, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

hey anonymous 8:06:
Last time I checked, Nick's ass was not public property to grab...and, I read he walked away from the girl, he didn't "curse" at her. Anyway, it's obvious you have a problem with Nick and you have the right to your opinion, but please don't go off and trash other people who comment on here just because you don't agree with them. They have a right to like him just as much as you have a right to dislike him.
ps: papa joe simpson? Is that you?

9:08 PM, December 28, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8.06 papa joe i would never grab a man ass, i'm a fan of nick i'm only 17 teen nick is to old for me,but he is cute. papa joe family involment will destory a marriage.

6:03 PM, December 29, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and what is your point papa joe?

8:48 PM, December 29, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:02 AM, December 30, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no body wants to kiss your ass papa joe,aka 4:02. crawl under a rock pedophile!!

11:11 AM, December 30, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11.11 That why we live in american so that every sick person can expree his/her self and you are sick.

5:18 AM, December 31, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:18, this blog is not about you it's about celebrities and if you have mental problems, or you don't love yourself i suggest you get counselling papa joe, merlin whoever you are.

10:22 AM, December 31, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so glad jessica is divorce nick she can do better, she is very pretty.

7:15 AM, January 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick is probably happier than he been in a long time, so i hope he doesn't gravel to get her back. having a career is great but should you put your marriage in the back SEAT, NO NO

8:06 AM, January 03, 2006  

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