"Charlie, I need you to send me 20 bars of the subliminal chocolate, STAT!"
This is the most beautiful koo-koo clock story for a Monday morning. Actor Alec Baldwin, who is currently involved in a child custody battle with ex-wife Kim Basinger is accusing the actress of brainwashing their 10 year old daughter Ireland against him with bars of chocolate. Baldwin claims that Basinger gives Ireland chocolate bars with manipulating messages written on the wrappers. For example, "To my daughter Ireland, who gave me the strength, courage and tenacity to stand up for myself... Mom." Baldwin states in court papers that "The false message she continues to send our daughter is that she needs protection from her father." Leave it to Baldwin to turn a sweet, loving gesture from mother to daughter into something evil. I could understand if the wrappers said, "To my daughter Ireland, Mommy loves you, but daddy left us for a whore and he is an evil, evil, man" or something along the lines of that...but until then, Baldwin, you're stretching it buddy.