JESSICA SIMPSON FILES FOR DIVORCE

Well, any hopes for a Nick Lachey - Jessica Simpson reunion are over. Jessica filed for divorce today siting "irreconcilable differences." She has requested that the judge not award spousal support to Nick. Bitch! He helped make you! I really hope Nick finds a nice girl who appreciates him and I hope that Jessica gets stuck with stinky asses like Bam and Knoxville and that she realizes that she gave up a good man. Jesus! The guy had a bedroom made into a walk in closet for her!!! Is she crazy??! Today is quite the Simpson day. Sister Ashlee collapsed in Japan and was rushed to the the hospital. Oddly, Papa Joe said the family would wait to hear her diagnoses before going to see her. Maybe he felt it necessary to stay in town with his favorite daughter to help her file for the divorce. I can just imagine him saying some shit like, "egghhhh, Tina, it's only Ashlee after all. She's got her bandmates to take care of her! Jess can't even sleep in the house alone!"

Source: AP