Tabloid Whore!



Hey Joaaaquiiin! I'm in my bungalow and I'm dressed like Jessica Simpson!

"She's only 19, she's only 19, she's only 19."

Ahhh, take this one with a grain of salt. The tabloids are dropping Lindsay Lohan in the bed of a new man each week. This time around, Star Magazine is saying that Lohan, 19, and Joaquin Pheonix, 31, have been having a secret rendezvous at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. Apparently, Joaquin and Lindsay are both renting bungalows at the hotel and when the bungalows are rockin', don't bother knockin'! {Side bar: unless you are Kevin Federline and you've been kicked out of your house by your wife, why do all these celebrities go stay at hotels when they have big, beautiful homes?} Someone close to Joaquin confirmed to Star that he and Lohan have something going on, but said, "I think Joaquin is blowing off steam with Lindsay. This is definitely not going to be a great Hollywood romance." Gee, ya think?
Source: Star Magazine


Anonymous EMMA W said...


11:07 AM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger Lisa said...

NO, No, NO! Oh please, NO!

7:59 PM, December 30, 2005  
Anonymous jpfl said...

oh god no...I will slap that bitch silly before she beds MY Joaquin.

3:10 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger maggy said...

ew i don't like lindsay and i like jaoquin! he's vegan like me!!! lol he doesn't deserve someone as bad as lindsay lohan, and she's waaaay to young, so basically i'm not suprised with what lindsay did but i'm AM suprised with jaoquin <3 anyways hi everyone! lol

6:59 PM, January 17, 2006  
Anonymous Kelli said...

the thought of that little skank with him makes me wanna barf!! but hey then again everyone goes slumming from time to time!

11:57 AM, January 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's true I'm disappointed - she's not good looking enough or talented enough or classy enough for him. Sick.

Joaquin, who next? Paris Hilton? Yeeeeuuuck

9:43 AM, April 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that freckled faced whore is not good enough for my joaquin

3:08 PM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bbbrrrr i hate taht woman!!!i think everybody can be with anyone they want,.....but come on!!!!joaquin you can do better!!!a lot better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:23 AM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shellie said,
Face it girls, we care about Joaquin so much and no one is good enough for him but us.

5:13 AM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has any one dated or been married to some one with a drink problem and addictions... believe me when it comes to friendships and relationships they are very selfish people...this guy has alot of issues...I bumped into him the other week and hes just an actor, a human being like the rest of us who has had a very different childhood. the only women this guy is gonna settle with is some one who is born from as much disfunction as he has, which is really sad as we have all read little snippets of his life.. as for that lindsy, shes just sleeping her way into the beds of anyone who will help her career, believe me, i know the business and its just the same as it has always been

2:38 AM, August 23, 2006  

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