Ok, I just saw this story on The View. There is this guy in Cranston, Rhode Island (yay Cranston!) named Joseph Moretti that chooses a different theme each year for his Christmas light display. Getting into the Christmas spirit like this for more than 20 years, his past tributes include Martha Stewart and Princess Diana. This year, to the horror of the Baby Jesus, he has done a Paris Hilton tribute (God help us all.) He said he once met Hilton and was impressed by how nice she was (I bet.) Anyway, you've got to give the guy props for creativity and I just love the pink lights, but there has to be someone in the media that was more deserving for a tribute. Seeing Paris's snatch on a Christmas display is sacrilegious!