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11.10.2005

MARY KATE IS FIERCE!

Well, no..not really. But the peeps at W Magazine apparently think so. They are putting her chain smoking, coffee drinking, homeless looking ass on the cover of their January issue. She will be sharing her insights on fashion and film in an accompanying interview. Ok, so first lets tackle MK and fashion....she looks like shit all the time. She used to be a pretty little thing and for the past couple years she looks like a crack addict. And film? Well, we can't forget that she starred in the blockbuster hit "New York Minute," so I can't wait to read her brilliant thoughts on film...I'll give that to her. Her sister Ashley has already posed for the cover of Harper's Bazaar and as MK's publicist explains, "this was an opportunity for Mary-Kate to do her own. She's feeling great and wanted to do something beautiful. It was her decision." Maybe she should start by following her sister's lead and learn how to match her shoes and wash her greazzzy hair.
Source: Lowdown

3 Comments:

Blogger BritBoy said...

For some reason the whole crack addicted, baggy clothes wearing, chain smoking, unwashed hair having, oversized sunglasses wearing, starbucks drinking, food avoiding thing works for Mary Kate...

...I dig it.

BritBoy
http://britboyla.blogspot.com

9:48 PM, November 10, 2005  
Anonymous jpfl said...

She looks like a mangy street dog- grab a hose and wash her down. Does she have any friends? My friends would never let me look like that.

8:10 AM, November 11, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she looks homeless and unkempt.

9:26 PM, November 12, 2005  

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