The New York Daily News and LA.comfidential are both reporting that infamous greaseball Joey Buttafuoco (most recognized as Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher's ex lovah & Mary "I got a hole in the head" Jo's ex hubby) has got himself a job on the set of "Desperate Housewives" and "Crossing Jordan." Hold up...it's not what you think, he hasn't hit the big time. Buttacrappo allegedly has been spotted serving up ice-cream at a Mister Freeze truck, catering to the stars of "Desperate Housewives" and "Crossing Jordan." L.A.comfidential's spy said that during a recent Crossing Jordan shoot, "actors had to wear layered clothing, coats and scarves in 80 degree-plus temperatures. As a treat, an ice cream truck was brought in to cool everyone down. Lo and behold, the man dishing the soft, serve chocolate-vanilla swirl cones was none other than Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco sported a "horrible comb over and is really fat."
Hmmm....we COULD feel sorry for him, but, nahhh. Not today.