WAIT A MINUTE! I THOUGHT SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
"You better make it an extra $10 million now you bastard."People.com: Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says DeVette. Cruise, who has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, began dating Holmes in mid-April. He proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris in June. DeVette says there is no wedding date set. DeVette would not comment on the baby's gender or say how far along the pregnancy is. The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."
I'm sorry, but her parents cannot be that thrilled as they are Catholic and the child was conceived out of wedlock. Marry the bitch already Tom! Do you think she got an exra $5 mill to be impregnated? This will be Tom's first official fertilized spawn. Wow. Katie is really trapped now.
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 10/05/2005
3 Comments:
oh lord why
1. fertilized spawn- nice phrase TW
2.He has turned into the creepy wierd guy- 3 wives (if he ever makes little katie a honest woman), Scientology, Oprah and everything in between.
3.Katie looks like she's his daughter and now she's knocked up with a bastard child.
4. He's a control freak- RUN KATIE RUN !!!!!
Run like something awful is chasing you! oh yeah, it is - marriage to a freak!
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