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10.25.2005

PARIS HILTON WITH TOM SIZEMORE PHOTO

SURE YA DON'T KNOW SIZEMORE, BITCH!
Vivid Entertainment has released this photo of Tom Sizemore and Paris Hilton after her recent claims she never met the man. Caught, Bitch! Like thousands of other men, Tom Sizemore recently made claims that he sexed Paris Hilton at his house a few years ago. We all know she is a slut, so for once, let's believe something Sizemore is saying. Paris of course denied the claims and turned them around as an attempt by Sizemore to get publicity for his new sex video.
Hilton says no such thing happened. “It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs,” she told The Scoop in a statement issued through her spokesman. “He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him.”
Uh huh. You know she totally had sex with him. PARIS HILTON: WHORE THEN, WHORE NOW!

5 Comments:

Blogger Andrew said...

giggle.

i laughed at 'You know she totally had sex with him'.

keep up the good work!

(I think 'Whore Then, Whore Now' is better than WHORE BACK THEN, WHORE NOW - what do you reckon?)

11:25 AM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

i reckon you are correct sir...always want it to flow smoothly..will follow your suggestion. It can be my new slogan for her! :) Thanks for reading!

1:51 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger Andrew said...

you're smart to follow my advice!

hey, who is tom sizemore? and is that his real name?

5:21 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Oh he is just this sleazy actor who got into the drugs and is a total wreck. You can see his movies at IMDB http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001744/
He also dated Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss and beat her. Bad, bad, man.

11:00 AM, October 27, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pig-o-rama

oink oink

3:46 PM, October 28, 2005  

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