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"There's no way my insurance isn't going to go up after this one."

This just in from Actress Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car crash in West Hollywood shortly before 5 p.m. Tuesday afternoon, according to police and eyewitness accounts given to PEOPLE. The 19-year-old Mean Girls star was driving her black Mercedes-Benz convertible when she collided with another vehicle. The impact caused both of the Mercedes's air bags to deploy. Lohan and a passenger did not appear to be seriously injured, according to one eyewitness, who heard the crash and saw the actress climb out of her car and go into a nearby antiques store. Lohan and a passenger were taken to the hospital and treated for minor injuries, according to police. The male driver of the other vehicle was taken by ambulance to the hospital with "moderate injuries." Earlier, Lohan had been shopping on Robertson Blvd. with friends, and had posed for some paparazzi photos.

Uh, huh. I bet she was "allegedly" driving like a lunatic because the good 'ol ratzi was on her tail. But seriously, why do these girls continue to shop on Robertson? It's like they are asking to be followed. Everyone knows that the paparazzi have tiny little apartments set-up in the sewers there. There are so many other good places to shop in Los Angeles!


Blogger jizzy said...

This is so funny! We were on our way down Robertson Blvd. this evening around 6:45pm -7pm reservations at The Ivy, no less! (I wasn't paying, trust me!) - and we noticed all this shattered glass all over the road. Just thought "oh, an accident" and drove on. However, there were tons of news vans parked all over the place a little further down outside of the Pacific Theaters-New Line Cinema building across from The Ivy and they were recording news reports the whole time we were at the restaurant. We thought maybe a big celebrity was going to be coming to The Ivy to propose to anther big juicy celebrity or something and the news had advance scoop. We did see Seann William Scott dining as well as the drummer to Blink 182 (I didn't know who that one was) and possibly Susan Dey leaving at the valet (what would SHE be doing at a restaurant anyway?!?) But nothing happened, just festive dinner action.

It wasn't until the check came that we asked the waiter what the news reporters were all around the street for all night. He told us what happened about Lindsay Lohan and how her and her coked out friends were speeding (supposedly being chased) once again down Robertson and crashed.

My only reaction was "Who is Lindsay Lohan?" The waiter nodded and said "Exactly".

12:13 AM, October 05, 2005  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

great scoop! I love the "who is indsay lohan?" brilliantly you jizzy. :)

10:24 AM, October 05, 2005  

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