Ugh. In an effort to keep her title of skankiest Hobag in Hollywood, Paris Hilton decided to piss her pants when "do you know who I am?" failed to get her to the front of the bathroom line at the Venitian in Las Vegas. Page Six reports that at the opening of Tao at the Venitian last weekend, several people "allegedly" were witness to Paris wee wee'ing in her panties when she was unable to wait in line for the bathroom any longer, and that "cleaning crews were quietly brought in and Hilton was escorted to her room soon after." EWWW!!! SKANK!