Tabloid Whore!



For those of you who have sleepless nights wondering why in the world Michael Jackson has been hiding out in Bahrain the past couple months, sleep will come soon. An author by the name of Michael C. Luckman, who wrote Alien Rock: The Rock 'N' Roll Connection, has told that MJ's appearance is undergoing a major revamp as he hides away from the American press in Bahrain and prepares to relaunch his career. Supposedly he is working on a more macho appearance which has seen him working out, wearing shorter wigs and using less make-up. He is also saying that Jackson's parents Joseph and Katherine are coordinating the make-over and that Jackson is holding talks with a Las Vegas, Nevada, hotel over a long-term performing deal.
How many times have we heard a "Michael Jackson makeover" story? It still has not happened. Michael will never give up his love for the Sgt Pepper outfits I tell ya. If he was going to try a makeover, Katherine and Joseph aren't the best people to be his stylists if you ask me. Let's bring in Carson Kressley. The plans about Michael wearing "shorter wigs" throws me. Why can't he just have a short hair cut with his real hair? Why does he even wear wigs? Is it because of his scalp being burned in the Pepsi incident? Now the makeup....I have always been a supporter of his Vitiligo claims, so I understand and accept the white skin. I do not like it when he wears lipstick or eyeliner though, so I wouldn't mind seeing an end to that. Another big thing is the nose, he's gotta make that nose bigger, very improtant. And the weight...MJ def needs to gain some pounds, massive weight gain, start putting on some bulk. I will be shipping a case of weight gain powder to Bahrain today. Is it possible? Can Michael be saved? Can we see him as a man again? Will he ever be close to how he looked in the Thriller days? Only time will tell. Go work your magic Bahrain!


Blogger phred said...

Bahrain is good. Good ridance I say.

12:19 PM, September 08, 2005  

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