OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN'S BOYFRIEND MAY NOT BE DEAD AFTER ALL. POSSIBLY JUST HIDING OUT IN A CAMPERVAN.

This story is so damn weird. Some of you may remember last year when Olivia Newton John's boyfriend, Patrick Kim McDermott mysteriously disappeared off a boat when he was deep sea fishing off the coast of Los Angeles. After no body was found, he was presumed dead. I remember watching the news stories on this and although I couldn't put my finger on it, something just. didn't. seem. right. The guy allegedly was in deep financial debt and had a bunch of personal problems surrounding him which also made this disappearance stink to the high heaven of shady bidness. Well, well, well, what do you know? The Daily Telegraph newspaper in Sydney, Australia conducted their own investigation and came up with some bad ass clues. The paper is reporting that there have been three sightings of this man in good 'ol Mexico, thank you very much. Fox News reports:

The most recent sighting, one of two reported at two different surf camps, was by a Mexican man named Raul Avilez, who told Papps he'd seen McDermott with a blonde woman in her 30s. "Mr. Avilez said Mr. McDermott had spent a night in the shack with the woman and they left together driving a green Volkswagen Westfalia campervan that Mr. McDermott had arrived in," Papps wrote in a June 6 story."Mr. Avilez said the woman had booked into the camp alone and was there for three days before being met by Mr. McDermott."

Oooooh! Olivia looks damn good for her age! I hope she's got herself an alibi! Just kidding, I would never believe dear Olivia Newton John had any part in faking this guys death. Also, how sad to be in such a place with your life that you feel like you have to fake your own death. I thought that only happened in the movies (BTW, as I type this I am watching my favorite fake your own death movie "Sleeping With The Enemy!") I'll keep ya posted on this one. File this caper under: "Juicy!"
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