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6.30.2006

OH MY GOD! DOES THIS MEAN THEY ARE HAVING SEX TOO???


Um, Chloe. Excuse me...WTF ARE YOU DOING KISSING RUSH LIMBAUGH??? I mean, is finding a balding, pudgy guy to smooch on (albiet a stiff one) your way over trying to get over dear Edgar's death? That just aint right. Seriously my "24" fans...I need to know what's going on here. This photo was taken at an event for The Heritage Foundation and it's rumored that dear Chloe (aka Mary-Lynn Rajskub) and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh are now dating and apparently making out in public. Granted, it's a damn uncomfortable looking kiss, but you can't ignore the way Chloe is gazing adoringly at Rush in the first photo. Was it the viagra customs agents found in his suitcase the other day that suddenly made her want him? Eieieiei! I don't give a crap about Rush being a Republican, that isn't my problem. It's just that aside from the fact that he's like...almost an old man, this is the oddest, weirdest, pairing possible. The weirdest!!! Further investigation is now needed. Somebody please call Jack Bauer!
Source: Best Week Ever & Junkiness

NICK LACHEY OFFICIALLY A SINGLE MAN!


Ladies! Put on your lip gloss because Nick Lachey is officially single ... again. He and Jessica Simpson's divorce was finalized Friday. Papers were filed in Superior court that restored both of them "to the status of single, unmarried persons." Truth be told, even though I joke about it and secretly fantasize that hunky Nick can be all mine now, honestly, the part of me that once adored this couple is really, really sad that it is all over for them. Oh well, I hope with the many ladies Nick keeps his time with, there will be one that brings him true happiness again. Not to mention, lets hope Papa Joe allows Jessica to begin dating publicly and she too can find someone that will bring her the happiness that was once Nick Lachey. Although, when you live in a town like Hollywood, good luck finding another man that will turn a whole room into a closet for you sweetie.
Oh, and most importantly ... this puts an end to my countless Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson posts. I'm sure many of you are thrilled.
Source: AP

COURTENEY COX IS "JUST LIKE US"...

"Her baby flashes her boobies!"

OMG. The other day I was talking with my sister and she was telling me how her new little gorgeous baby has discovered the joy of pulling on people's hair and pulling it hard. Then today, I came across these pictures of the lovely Courteney Cox and her baby Coco playing in the water and realized that yes, whether mommies like it or not, little babies like to pull on everything. Courteney, I'm sorry for putting a picture up of your boobies, but damn, you still got great set of knockers girl! It's obvious cute baby Coco is a little devil, just look at the expression on her face in the last picture.

Images via Faded Youth




ROB SCHNEIDER COLLAPSES ON MOVIE SET.


Egh! This is horrible! Rob Schneider collapsed from heat and food poisoning on the set of his new movie "Big Stan" earlier in the week. He was filming up at a women's prison near Stockton, CA when the incident occurred. Anyone who lives in CA knows the temperatures have been crazy hot lately in some places (we're talking 100++ degrees folks). His publicist said that the heat and bad food was just too much and was what done the guy in. Ok, that made it sound like he died. NO he did not die, but with food poisoning, I bet he felt like he was going to. Oh man, anyone who has had it before knows it ain't pretty or fun. Luckily, Rob was treated at a local hospital, was released and is now feeling much better. His publicist confirmed he was back on the set directing Thursday. Remember for your Forth of July picnics people ... sun and mayo don't mix!
Source: AP

PARIS HILTON'S "TURN IT UP." IT'S A HOT NEW LOAD OF CRAP FOR YOUR FRIDAY!

I going to come straight out and admit that when it comes to music and Paris Hilton, I cannot be impartial. Straight up, I will never allow myself to (1) EVER like a song Paris Hilton does, just for the simple fact that it is Paris Hilton (2) EVER like a song starts that off with the person whispering in a baby voice "Ooooh, yeah, THAT'S HOT! Mmmmmm, yeeaaaah, Scott Storch!" I'm sorry, but I really have to draw the line somewhere. The folks over at AOL Music have an exclusive preview of Paris' new single "Turn it Up." Just like her first single "Stars are Blind" sounded like a cheap rip off of Blondie's "The Tide is High" or some random Gwen Stefani tune, this new single sounds like "Boys" from Britney Spears, down to the intro beat and whispering. Anyway, some of you may like it, so you be the judge if you dare. Listen here.

YIPEEE! IT'S TABLOID WHORE'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Wow! Today marks the one year anniversary of Tabloid Whore. Thanks to all of you who have been with me from the very beginning (you know who you are) and also to the new peeps that have found the site and keep popping by for a little juice each and every day. This whole thing has been so much fun and what started out as something just to play around with, ended up growing into something I never even planned. Thank you for coming by for your tabloid fixes and reading my silly rants that can go on and on about how much I dislike Whore Hilton, lust for Nick Lachey or support my girl Britney Spears. It's all about having a little spicy fun & snarky attitude, but in the end, giving a hug to whoever you've been talking shit about (well, except Paris of course). Most of all, thanks to those of you who get it.
xoxo
TW

OUCH. CANDY SPELLING SPEAKS.

"Toto! Don't fuck with Mother!"

The Spelling family, which now is essentially Candy & son Randy since Tori has probably been disowned, released the following statement regarding Aaron Spelling's death and Tori's subsequent interview in US Weekly. To recap the US Weekly interview, Tori basically said her mom was a bitch for not calling her and letting her know her father had died and also sparked suspicion to the idea that Grand Dame Candy might have been be sleeping around on Tori's papa while he was ill. Alright, I think it's pretty safe to say this family isn't making up anytime soon. Oh well, I'm sure Tori is happy she at least got back on a magazine cover.

"We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of [Aaron Spelling]. As we try to honor his memory with love and respect, the sudden media frenzy she has created at this sensitive time is hurtful and very disturbing. Aaron's legacy deserved pure and unadulterated tribute and recognition which, sadly, has been tainted.

"Everyone deals with grief in a different way, and since Tori chose not to be here at that time, we believe she is having a harder time dealing with that loss. We understand how difficult it might have been for her to be here, and, perhaps, more difficult for her after she arrived. Aaron loved both his children with all his heart, and he understood how hard it was for her.

"We hope Aaron will be remembered with reverence and spirit for the monumental legacy he has left and not for the petty and tabloid headlines which have marred his articles of remembrance. We have mourned our great loss as a family and will continue to do so as that is what Aaron deserved."

Source: ET Online

"bitch!"

6.29.2006

LIL' KIM IS BUSTING OUT OF THE SLAMMER.


Oh that Lil' Kim ... girlfriend just lucked the hell out as she is being released early from prison come July 3rd. Happy frickin' fourth of July y'all! Lil' Kim entered prison on September 19th and has so far served 9 1/2 months of her year and a day prison sentence for lying to federal grand jury. She is being released early for good behavior, although must complete 30 days of house arrest after her release. Let's hope she picks someone like Oprah to do an interview with afterwards because I want to hear all the dirty stories about what the hell went down in prison for Lil' Kim. Oh yes, that's right!
Source: AP

JOSH DUHAMEL & TOMMY LEE'S LUSCIOUS FIGHT CLUB ACTION.



I am usually not one to support fist fights, but this one sounds too damn hot not to get a little excited over. It's being reported that delicious actor Josh Duhamel and dirty hot rocker Tommy Lee got into a scuffle the other night at Bella in Hollywood. Apparently Janice Dickenson has some weekly party at the place and both Duhamel and Lee were there hanging out. Spies told the New York Daily News that the guys got into a pushing match possibly because Duhamel was "pounding on the door of the bathroom" when all Lee was trying to was drain the dragon in peace. It's also rumored that Lee clocked Duhamel in the face and people overheard Fergie's (Duhamel's girlfriend) name come up during the fight. Maybe being pissed after Duhamel allegedly pounded on the bathroom door, Lee made a crack to him about preferring to pee in the toilet instead of his pants like Fergie does. No matter what the truth actually is, something must have gone down because although Lee's rep denies that his client punched Duhamel, he confirmed that "Duhamel was asked to leave the restaurant and Tommy remained and finished his dinner." Ahhh, how I would have loved to witness these two completely opposite types of hot looking men messing it up together. So nice.
No worries for Tommy because it looks like this little alleged scuffle with Duhamel had no affect whatsoever on his "game" with the ladies. This morning MK over at the fabulous popbytes was witness to Lee doing what popbytes has coined a "drop-off of shame" in a parking garage with two blonde hotties. Hmmm...I wonder what went on last night in Tommyland? Check out his first hand account here. Damn, you gotta love living in L.A.

THE HILLS RECAP: "JASON'S BIRTHDAY."



It's Jason's birthday and Lauren goes shopping with dingbat Heidi for a birthday gifts and the first few minutes consist of watching the girls be clueless about what golf clubs Lauren should buy for Jason. Riveting. Later in the offices of Teen Vogue, Whitney & Lauren are having what is actually a very intense, introspective conversation about life. Whitney tells Lauren, "jeans can be really addicting, there are always new ones and you feel like you have to have them." Oh girlfriend, I feel your pain. I have a whole new respect for dear Whitney at this point. Suddenly, scary lady Lisa Love comes and ruins all the fun talk, telling Lauren since Whitney cannot work on on Wednesday, Lauren is going to be an assistant at a fashion shoot the entire day. Normally, this would be a dream experience for someone who wants a career in the fashion industry, but suddenly a look of horror comes across Lauren's face. Oh no! Its jason's birthday on Wednesday and she promised to spend the day with him!!!

Ugh. Next, Audrina and Heidi are in the hottub and they are chatting about Adrina's upcoming date with a model who she describes as having a really good body. This Audrina is so deep and way too intelligent for my brain that I just cannot handle it. Therefore, I will not write further about the hottub conversation. We move on Lauren, who is lying around in her apartment suddenly Jason walks through the door. Damn, they just got back together last week and dude already has a key to her apartment. Lauren breaks the news to Jason that she has to work on his birthday and big baby Jason replies, "whatever" with a big baby pout. Excuse me Jason, but women are the only ones allowed to respond "whatever," to something they don't like, ok? Whatever, Jason ... you big baby.

Audrina (who I would really be surprised if anyone watching gave a crap about) goes on a date with some blonde model guy. Oh yes, he was quite cute but whatever, Audrina still bores me to tears. On the date, dude checks his voicemail and Adrina is not pleased. I don't care if you are cute dude, stay off the cellphone during a first date. Then a little bit later, Audrina's cell phone rings and now she answers her cellphone as revenge for him answering his cellphone. Ok, I admit, model boy actually urged her to answer her phone because as he said, "it's the right thing to do," but I like my revenge interpretation better, hee hee. Anyway, It's Heidi on the line who tells Audrina to say in code how the date is going by describing her food and so Audrina socks it to model guy by saying, "it's kinda greasy." Meh. After she gets off the phone, model guy tells Audrina that he has never had a long term relationship in his lifetime. The possibility for this could be because he checks his messages on a date or says shit like "this salad's like a party." Yes, I swear, model boy really did say that. Hmmm...Audrina could get entertaining after all.

Next, Lauren is at the fashion shoot where she has the job of organizing shoes by category and steaming the outfits. I must say that the cropped jeans and black heels Lauren had on were just spectacular. Me want. She does love her headbands though, doesn't she? Later in the day Lauren starts freaking because she has been there all day and she wants to get out of the photoshoot because it's already 6:30pm and it's Jason's birthday after all! When the woman from Teen Vogue asks her of she wants to go to the beach to "take in" the end of the photoshoot, Lauren says she will if she has to, but adds something like, "listen, it's my boyfriend's birthday, I HAVE to get the hell out of here." Ok, again, maybe Lauren wasn't that abrupt, but I prefer to remember it that way and throw some balls on the chick.

Lauren finally makes it out of work and heads off for Jason's birthday dinner. The two of them are in the car together and Jason suddenly asks Lauren if she is going to want to go straight home after dinner. At this point I'm thinking Jason is being sweet and if Lauren wants to go home after the dinner, he will of course go with her and they can spend the rest of the evening together. Um, fat chance. When Lauren tells Jason she isn't sure if she'll want to go straight home or not, he responds with, "If you want to go home, you can just take my car." HUH? Wha? Lauren did not looked pleased about this comment and the possibility that Jason would want to go out and party without her instead of home with her. Oh dear. There's your first warning sign that Jason may not have changed one damn bit. To make things worse, during the dinner Jason starts throwing silent 'tude at Lauren and gets up from the table and just walks away. When he returns he sits all the way at the opposite end of the table away from her. He's chatting it up and talking to everyone except Lauren and acting like a dick! Lauren then makes eye contact with him across the table and gives him the "you are in such deep shit" look and so after that, Jason runs over and tells her he is just trying to be friendly with everyone. But even after saying that and seeing that Lauren is starting to get pissed, he walks away and continues to ignore her for the rest of the night. Get a clue dude! Finally, the dinner is over and Lauren decides to go home. When she is outside waiting for the valet, Jason comes over to her and has the nerve to act stupid and ask her why she is mad. Lauren then tells Jason that she loves him and since it's his birthday, she is not going to get into anything with him. Then she adds that she rushed home for his birthday and to put himself in her situation. Sadly, Lauren is forgetting that underneath it all, Jason is still a meathead and that miracles cannot happen with idiot boys. The icing on the cake was that even after Lauren said that to him, that mother chucker Jason just walks away from her and jumps in another car driving off with his boys to go party. Asshole!

6.28.2006

BRITNEY, KEVIN & SEAN P ARE ALL SMILES.


I swear I'm not trying to turn this into a Britney blog, but I came across these photos of her that are featured in the new issue of US Weekly and they are too damn cute not to post for the following reasons:

  • Reason 1: For all you meanies who always say how horrible she looks, look how gorgeous she is in these pictures and girlfriend is just hanging out on a plane.
  • Reason 2: Divorce rumors? Hmmm...her and Kevin Federline look pretty happy to me.
  • Reason 3: I cannot get enough of that adorable baby Sean P. The picture on the bed with his mama is precious.

Word is, there seems to be a question about how US Weekly obtained the photos, possibly not with Britney's permission, but that remains to be seen. Enjoy and big thanks going out to Splash News Online for use of their exclusive pics.






SWEET JESUS! CELLULITE ALL OVER THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER!

My eyes! My eyes! Ohhh, I am sooo framing this one.

Cover courtesy of The National Enquirer.

TORI SPELLING LEARNED OF DADDY'S DEATH VIA BLACKBERRY.

Tori Spelling appears on the cover of this week's US Weekly and says that she learned of her father's death via Blackberry. Tori tells the magazine that she was out to dinner with her husband when she got an email from a friend that said, ‘I’m so sorry. I just heard your father died.’ OUCH. It appears mama Candy Spelling did not have the heart to call Tori and tell her that her father had died. Some may ask, "well, why wasn't she there after he had a stroke the week prior?" According to Tori, she knew her father had a stroke but was unaware that he was near death and the severity of how ill he actually was. Tori said that she had the opportunity to speak with her father a couple days before he died and tells US, “The last words he spoke to me were over the phone a couple of days before he passed.” “He said, ‘I love you, babe.’ ”
But the best part of the interview is that Tori reportedly says that the rift between she and her mother was caused because Candy had been spending time with a "Beverly Hills business man." Uh oh! Someone has ratted dear Candy out! Um, I hate to say it with her father dying and all, but, what the hell..."like mother like daughter," no?

THE REAL REASON WE HAVEN'T SEEN BABY SURI ... BLAME IT ON L. RON HUBBARD.


Forget those silly stories about Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes not presenting baby Suri to the world because they were insulted at the amount of money offered for the photos of their child. The latest gossip is that Tom & Kate have not brought baby Suri out in public because Scientology reportedly instructs parents not to take newborns out in public unless absolutely necessary. A friend of the actor reportedly told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Tom insists he'll do it in his own time. He won't be bullied into showing his world his precious angel. Tom wants to obey Scientology rules about keeping babies out of the public eye." Egh, knowing what a Scientology nut Cruise is, it kinda makes sense. Oh dear, dear Kate.
Source:
Female First

STAR JONES BANNED FROM THE SET OF THE VIEW.



Oooooooh! Things are going crazy down at The View. Damn! Star Jones has just started all kinds of mess and scandal I tell ya. Basically, after yesterday's show where she announced ahead of schedule that she was not returning to The View and also her statement to People Magazine that she "felt like she was fired," Star was told NOT to come back to the set today to finish up her reign as co-host. Ooops! Don't fuck with Barbara Walters! Star will be appearing on Larry King's CNN show Thursday to tell her side of the story.
Thanks to the fabulous Drudge Report, here's a transcript of Barbara Walter's on The View Wednesday morning discussing why Star is not welcome the hell back on set:
Transcript:
WALTERS: "And then there were three. This is, truthfully, a very difficult day for us, and it is a sad day for us. If you were watching the program yesterday, you would have heard Star announce that she's leaving THE VIEW and will not be on the program next fall."We didn't expect her to make this statement yesterday. She gave us no warning. And we were taken by surprise. But the truth is that Star has known for months that ABC did not want to renew her contract and that she would not be asked back in the fall. "The network made this decision based on a variety of reasons which I won't go into now. But we were never going to say this. We wanted to protect star. And so we told her that she could say whatever she wanted about why she was leaving and that we would back her up."We worked closely with her representatives and we gave her time to look for another job. We hope she would announce it on the program and leave with dignity. "But Star made another choice. "And since her announcement yesterday, she has made further announcements that have surprised us."So it is becoming uncomfortable for us to pretend that everything is the same at this table. "And, therefore, regrettably Star will no longer be on this program, except for some shows that have been prerecorded. "THE VIEW helped make Star a Star and Star helped make THE VIEW the success that it is. "We will never forget that. We wish her well in this new chapter of her life as we begin a new chapter on THE VIEW."

6.27.2006

MAMMA MIA! BRITNEY SPEARS' NAKED AND PREGNANT HARPER'S BAZAAR COVER.

Check it out! Here are some fancy little shots of a pregnant Britney Spears for the August issue of Harper's Bazaar which hits newsstands in the U.S. July 25th. Hey, the photos took me by surprise, but they are not that bad!

Now let's play nice people!






Ok, even I will admit I think this one is wierd.




Source: Britneyspy

ASHLEE SIMPSON REPORTEDLY TURNS DOWN $4 MILLION TO SHOW HER BOOBIES.

Ashlee Simpson was offered a reported whopping $4 million to show her naked goods to Playboy. Her publicist confirmed to TMZ that an offer was made, but added that Ashlee has turned it down. So much for her being the rebellious sister! Although, I would put money on that crazy wild little Ashlee was jumping at the chance to pose for Playboy and that her papa Joe was the one who put the breaks on his little girl getting nekked. I mean c'mon, let's get real. In papa Hoe's, I mean papa Joe's mind, if any Simpson daughter is going to spread her legs and show her titties to Playboy, it would have to be his precious & favorite daughter Jessica!
Source: TMZ

AXL ROSE JAILED AFTER BITING SECURITY GUARD.


That wacky, waxy Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose got his ass thrown in jail in Stolkholm, Sweden Tuesday after he allegedly got in a fight with a hotel security guard and ended up biting the guy's leg. Um, weird. It's not confirmed what caused the fight between Axl and the security guard, but some reports in Sweden are saying Axl was drunk and having a heated discussion with a woman in the lobby of his hotel just before 8am when security tried to intervene. When police arrived they could not question Axl, as he was reportedly too drunk off his ass to answer questions. He is currently being held in jail and could possibly be in there until Friday or beyond. Good God Axl! First you get in a fight with Tommy Hilfiger and now this? Shape up!
Source: AP

6.26.2006

RUSH LIMBAUGH GETS IN TROUBLE FOR HAVING VIAGRA IN HIS LUGGAGE.


Oh dear. Note to self: be careful what I carry with me while going to the airport. Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach airport after security found a bottle of Viagra in his luggage that did not have his name printed on the bottle. Instead, his doctors' names appeared on the bottle as a way to protect his privacy when they gave him the prescription (so much for privacy). US Customs and Border protection were examining Limbaugh's luggage after his private plane flew in from the Dominican Republic when the little magic blue pills were found. No charges were filed against Limbaugh, but his Viagra was confiscated by investigators. Taking a 59 year old man's Viagra? Oooooh that's cold you heartless bastards! It ain't The Oxycontin!
Source: AP

NAOMI CAMPBELL ACCUSED OF BEATING YET ANOTHER MAID. YOU HEARD ME.


Of course everyone is "innocent until proven guilty," but damn! It looks like that psycho-supermodel bitch Naomi Campbell literally struck again taking a wack out of the help! This time around, Gaby Gibson, another one of Naomi's maids is claiming that Naomi beat on her. In a lawsuit filed on Monday, Gibson is accusing Naomi of "personal injuries," "employment discrimination," "civil assault," and "civil battery." According to an interview Gibson did with The New York Post in April, Naomi allegedly wacked her in January after not finding a specific pair of jeans. Now don't confuse this with the other maid Ana Scolavino who claims Naomi threw a cell phone to the back of her head when another pair of jeans went missing, they are two completely different people (although Campbell is said to be appearing in court Tuesday for the cell phone case). The best part of this story is that in the cell phone case, Naomi faces up to seven years in prison and deportation if convicted on that charge. That would be so scandalous and beautiful, I can hardly keep from standing up and doing a little dance. Well, well, it will be quite interesting to see how things turn out for Ms. Campbell and I have a bit of advice to the dear ... Listen up Naomi, you wanna stay out of trouble? How about getting rid of all your help and try taking care of your own shit you crazy bitch!
Source: AP

JOHN CUSACK LATEST CELEB HIT WITH CUCKOO BIRD STALKER.


According to TMZ some alleged crazy lady named Emily Leatherman is stalking John Cusack and throwing bags filled with creepy letters and rocks and screwdrivers and shit over his fence and he wants a restraining order against the nut. Can you blame him? TMZ reports that Cusack filed legal papers stating the following about cuckoo bird stalker lady:
"[Leatherman] is showing unusual interest by stalking, throwing long letters of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside, making unannounced visits to offices of people I work with in an attempt to meet with me and listing my address as her own during a recent arrest. Mail addressed to her has been arriving at my residence without my permission. I have never met this person." The documents also say Leatherman "threatens to commit acts of violence against herself if I do not help her."
Hmmm...Maybe she just wants him to hold a radio outside her window?

STAR JONES TO ANNOUNCE THIS WEEK SHE'S GETTING THE HELL OUTTA THE VIEW.


Well Star Jones fans, I hate to break it to ya, but it appears that your girl is officially leaving The View come July. According to Access Hollywood, a little bird close to the peeps at The View said Star will announce this week that she is getting the hell outta there before Rosie O'Donnell even steps foot on stage in September. Looks like Star is making damn sure that Rosie doesn't get the chance to steal any of her thunder. It would have been interesting to see them side by side for just a little bit, but shit, I'm not losing any sleep over this. Good riddance lady! No word yet on what Star's future plans are. The View has now lost two of it's original co-hosts in the same year. What the hell is going on over there?? Oh Star, "Shine" on little lady, "Shine" on.
UPDATE: It's official, Star made her departure announcement on The View today. What is interesting is that she told People Magazine that she felt like she was fired because her contract was not renewed for a 10th season. She reportedly was told this just days before it was annouced Rosie O'Donnell would be joining the show. Read more HERE.
"Something's been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year," she said on the air. "That's shocking to me," interrupted Joy Behar, prompting Jones Reynolds to link hands with her cohosts. Thanking the show's creator, Barbara Walters, "for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime," Jones Reynolds concluded by saying, "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I'm absolutely sure who holds the future." Watch the video HERE

NICOLE & KEITH ARRIVE IN TAHITI FOR HONEYMOON!


The National Enquirer was right there when Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban landed in Tahiti for their hot little honeymoon, snagging the first shot of the pair. Love those two! Read more about it over at The National Enquirer who provided this exclusive pic!

WAS TOM CRUISE OFFENDED BY PALTRY $3 MILLION OFFER FOR PHOTOS OF SURI?



"SHOW ME THE MONAAAAY!!!"


"Um, you'd really pay $3 million to see photos of a baby? Dumb ass!"

There finally may be an explanation as to why pictures of Tom & Kate Cruise's baby Suri have yet to be published in a magazine. It's being reported that soon after the birth, the Cruise's okay'd a photoshoot and bidding was conducted through Wire Image to the various glossy tabloids hoping to gain the rights to the pictures. But problems allegedly started and the breaks were suddenly hit on the photoshoot when the highest bid for the photos reached not more than $3 million. The Cruise's were allegedly offended by that lowball dollar amount, pulled the offer, and now it seems no one knows what the hell is going on with Cruise, Kate, Suri and the public's chance to catch a glimpse of their little love muffin. Since Suri isn't getting any younger, word is that the bidding price for her photos will continue to plummet. Oh dear, since Angie & Brad's baby Shiloh got a cool $4 million +, I really hope this fact does not affect poor little Suri's self esteem as she grows. Strange, because I would rather see a picture of Suri a few months old rather than when she was a little blob looking like every other baby on the planet.
Source: Fox News

6.25.2006

WOW. NICOLE KIDMAN & KEITH URBAN AT THEIR WEDDING.

Oh! Nicole Kidman looks so beautiful in these wedding photos! And that Keith Urban is still one of the best looking hunks of meat I have ever seen. What a stunning couple. I'm so happy they are married after all that shit she had to go through with Tom Cruise years ago. This wedding looks like a fairy tale. I love it because it shows that good things can still happen even if you go through a lot of shit! Yay Nicole and Keith!

Father Paul Coleman, a Jesuit priest who performed the ceremony, has said that Kidman and Urban, 38, share a "mature love" which has impressed him. Coleman said he had told them to "make time for each other, do romantic things together and never part without kissing".


Photo Source: Reuters

6.24.2006

ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S MONEY BATTLE NEMESIS, E PIERCE MARSHALL HAS DIED.



Oh man, this is turning out to be the weekend of death! Yikes! It's said they die in "three's" right? This has been a really weird group of three to say the least. Well, the third death thrown into the weekend tabloid mix is that of E Pierce Marshall, 67. You may all know him better as the man battling Anna Nicole Smith for the obscene amount of money left from his late father's oil fortune. A spokesperson for his family said he died of "an extremely aggressive infection." Weird and very sad that he couldn't live to hopefully win this court battle against Anna Nicole one day. You know that bitch is probably happy! Cha-Ching!

Alright people, try and go have some fun on the weekend. Unless someone else suddenly drops dead, I'm out!
Source: Theage.com

MOTHER OF JONBENET RAMSEY LOSES HER LONG BATTLE WITH CANCER.



Patsy Ramsey, the mother of murdered child beauty pageant queen and tabloid princess JonBenet Ramsey has died in Atlanta of ovarian cancer, according to her lawyer. She had been battling the disease off and on for years, as this was her fourth occurrence of ovarian cancer. To this day, there has still been no arrest for the 1996 murder of her daughter JonBenet.
Source: CNN

6.23.2006

AARON SPELLING HAS DIED.


Oh this is so sad! Legendary television Producer Aaron Spelling (83) died in his home at 6:30pm due to complications from the stroke he had suffered Sunday. His wife Candy and son Randy were reportedly by his side at the time of his death. It doesn't sound like daughter Tori was there, but thank God she made peace with him before he died. That would have been horrible for her if she hadn't. Although she reportedly made a statement soon after Spelling's stroke saying she and husband Dean McDermott were planning to leave Canada and return to Los Angeles to be by her fathers side, Lainey's Entertainment Update reports that Tori "was STILL in Toronto, walking hand in hand with McDermott down Cumberland Avenue" as of 1pm EST today. Oh jeez.

This is a sad moment for people such as myself who hold a fine appreciation for all that is television. Spelling was indeed an icon of that medium and the boob tube wont be the same without the guy. Rest in peace Mr. Spelling.


LOS ANGELES - Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage "Charlie's Angels" and "Dynasty" to "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Melrose Place," died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83. Spelling's other hit series included "Love Boat," "Fantasy Island," "Burke's Law," "The Mod Squad," "Starsky and Hutch," "T.J. Hooker," "Matt Houston," "Hart to Hart" and "Hotel." He kept his hand in 21st-century TV with series including "7th Heaven" and "Summerland."
Source: AP

AHMET ZAPPA & SELMA BLAIR GO DOWN THE DRAIN.


Actress Selma Blair and crazy funny hubby Ahmet Zappa are getting a divorce. Selma filed the papers Wednesday citing "irreconcilable differences." The couple has been married for two years and got hitched after only 6 months of dating. I am a fan of both Ahmet and Selma, but again, it's another Hollywood couple that rushes into marriage and then divorces in the amount of time you should take to date a person before deciding to get married. Things are always hot and spicy in the beginning, but see what happens to some people after a couple, three years together? Everyone just needs to slow down with the marriage thing already cuz Hollywood is giving it a bad name.
Source: People

HOORAY! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE MAY HAVE DUMPED CAMERON DIAZ!


There is a rumor going around that Justin Timberlake finally dumped Cameron Diaz last week (hooray!). I'm sorry, I love me some JT, but I never felt the whole thing with Cameron Diaz at all.
Janet Charlton broke the juicy story on her website:
"What happened is that Justin is poised to leave on a world tour and he wants to be free. Last week he informed Cameron that it's over, just as she was about to leave town to film some movie pickups, and according to insiders "she is devastated." "They were a great, well matched couple in many ways but Cameron (at 33) is ready to settle down and wants a commitment, even though she might not admit it. Justin is only 24 and he's been with Cameron for three years. He hasn't had a chance to sow his wild oats yet." "A few weeks back, Justin and his buddies took off for a few days in Las Vegas and Cameron went chasing after him. She was just too clingy."


UPDATE: Ack! Someone is trying to do "damage control" because a source told PEOPLE today that the couple is still very much together. Egh! Let's hope the hell not!

"The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album," says the source, who is close to Timberlake. "Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago."