Tabloid Whore!



Look how flat that belly is! Elle is one of my absolute favorite magazines, plus they have the best horoscopes every month. Here is that doll Jessica Alba on the cover of Elle's annual "Hollywood" November Issue which hits newsstands in New York and LA today (nationally next Tuesday, October 17). I am only slightly concerned about her needing a bit more poundage on those bones. Thank God she has that cute boyfriend Cash to help her out.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does she still have an ass my hipbones jut out and i have no ass at all

2:01 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous SPACEKITTY said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWW,i wish i was that small. :)

3:59 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here she go trippin with the ol so skinny crew...I don't think she looks great on the cover.

4:15 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Is it just me or are her boobs going in two different directions?

5:51 PM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger gossip girl said...

She is soooo pretty! love the yellow on her!

10:26 PM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

anon 5:51 that is the collar of her jacket that is pointing in the opp direction. 1) can't stand her, don't think she's beautiful, bad actress.
2)airbrushing airbrushing airbrushing!

the first poster was right! you can't have skinny ass hip bones and have a nice round ass!

4:20 AM, October 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elle had a survey on which picture of Jessica they should use.
You should of seen the other picture. I swear she looked even more thin in the other one.
It really was not a flattering photo.

6:40 AM, October 11, 2006  
Anonymous fatback said...

Girlfriend need to eat a sandwich. Maybe some collard greens. She needs a little more junk in that trunk.

7:21 AM, October 11, 2006  
Blogger dish me the dirt... said...

All I see is hair, hair everywhere!!! Look out Farrah!

10:47 AM, October 11, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

Not true about the hipbones. I have boney ass hips that jut out and my butt is round and big for my size. I think she looks great!!

3:19 PM, October 11, 2006  
Blogger Elisha said...

What a weird shirt. The collar make it looks like she has a funky ass right boob. It's like, sooo unflatering.

10:32 PM, October 12, 2006  
Blogger Ginger said...

It's all about the Photoshop, kids.

9:23 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have hipbones like her, and still got an "round nice" ass.. It is possible, girlfriends. Dont go to mad at others, they may go mad at you some othertime.

7:06 AM, October 14, 2006  
Blogger Rubygirl214 said...

God, people!!! Wake up!! You mean to tell me that you don't acknowledge that EVERY, and I mean EVERY magazine cover is photoshopped within an inch of it's life? She DOES NOT look like this in person! Nobody does!!!

12:03 AM, October 15, 2006  
Blogger nursetann said...

Magazines do photoshop because they have to make things look great to sell. However, with lots of money, people can get the best treatments(skin treatments, hair treatments, etc.) and keep themselves up to par on beauty...Sorry ladies but I know several people who have met her or knew her and say that she really is as beautiful as she looks in person. They say she is stunningly gorgeous, but some also say she isn't exactly a very approachable person. From what I read, she does work hard to stay looking great. Well, whatever it is, I think she's one of the hottest women out there and a good population would agree. She's practically on every guys top 3...

3:41 PM, November 02, 2006  

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