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10.10.2006

THAT SKINNY JESSICA ALBA IN ELLE MAGAZINE.

Look how flat that belly is! Elle is one of my absolute favorite magazines, plus they have the best horoscopes every month. Here is that doll Jessica Alba on the cover of Elle's annual "Hollywood" November Issue which hits newsstands in New York and LA today (nationally next Tuesday, October 17). I am only slightly concerned about her needing a bit more poundage on those bones. Thank God she has that cute boyfriend Cash to help her out.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does she still have an ass my hipbones jut out and i have no ass at all

2:01 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWW,i wish i was that small. :)

3:59 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here she go trippin with the ol so skinny crew...I don't think she looks great on the cover.

4:15 PM, October 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me or are her boobs going in two different directions?

5:51 PM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger Carlinn said...

She is soooo pretty! love the yellow on her!

10:26 PM, October 10, 2006  
Blogger ASD said...

anon 5:51 that is the collar of her jacket that is pointing in the opp direction. 1) can't stand her, don't think she's beautiful, bad actress.
2)airbrushing airbrushing airbrushing!

the first poster was right! you can't have skinny ass hip bones and have a nice round ass!

4:20 AM, October 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elle had a survey on which picture of Jessica they should use.
You should of seen the other picture. I swear she looked even more thin in the other one.
It really was not a flattering photo.

6:40 AM, October 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girlfriend need to eat a sandwich. Maybe some collard greens. She needs a little more junk in that trunk.

7:21 AM, October 11, 2006  
Blogger Muffy said...

What a weird shirt. The collar make it looks like she has a funky ass right boob. It's like, sooo unflatering.

10:32 PM, October 12, 2006  
Blogger Ginger said...

It's all about the Photoshop, kids.

9:23 AM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have hipbones like her, and still got an "round nice" ass.. It is possible, girlfriends. Dont go to mad at others, they may go mad at you some othertime.

7:06 AM, October 14, 2006  
Blogger Rubygirl214 said...

God, people!!! Wake up!! You mean to tell me that you don't acknowledge that EVERY, and I mean EVERY magazine cover is photoshopped within an inch of it's life? She DOES NOT look like this in person! Nobody does!!!

12:03 AM, October 15, 2006  

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