JESSICA SIMPSON'S "I BELONG TO ME" VIDEO. NO, IT IS NOT "WHATEVER HAPPEND TO BABY JANE?" OKAY?
I know this is supposed to be her "sensitive" single off the album, so is it wrong that I burst out laughing in the middle of this? You have to watch for yourself. It's all kinds of crazy. I just have one thing to say...what up with cutting your hair with the manicure scissors girlfriend? You need your boy Ken Paves to hook you up with some proper tools. That ain't right. Too bad the video is so crazy whacked because the message of the song is quite good.Thanks to my buddy MK over at popbytes for showing me this nightmare.
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 10/11/2006
29 Comments:
first! yep too funny jessica is so pathetic! i liked nick's video.
Whats up with the underwear she finds in her bed...
That was so awful. Did daddy tell her that as advice during her mariial troubles. Who benifitted most, well besides Nick. Daddy Simpson did he keeps control over her and that keeps him in the money.
Joe Simp is beating poor Jess with a leather whip for "Employee of the Month". Unfortunately, she likes it.
the heavy makeup looks like Ally Sheedy's character in the Breakfast Club.
It's a strange video.
wow - very interesting to contrast the two videos. not my thing, but i like nicks song & video.
maybe if she wansn't obsessively touching her neck the entire video or spitting out "baybee" after every other word it would be - well , not as completely awful as it is now.
4:39: I was wondering the same thing! Who's tighty whities are those in her bed? That video was just bizarre....what's with the crazy psycho cutting the hair and smearing on makeup a la Courtney Love style??? She used to be a beautiful girl, she did somethign weird to her face.
Oh Lordy with those lips she has now
jessica simpson is a waste of skin. she's pretty but not pretty enought to go all "anna nicole" in her video. what a giant douch bag. u belong to you? good. keep yourself away
yeah.....the "baby" thing every 3 seconds was ridiculous!
lolololol @ everyone's comments.
can you say drama? what is up with the tongue flicking in that video? that really is a distraction.
did anyone else think she sounded like that craphole britney spears?
jessica's Christian image gone by the wayside really seriously disturbs me. why did it have to be all a lie, cuz it is now.
Big eye roll at how she starts acting so dramatic at the end of it like she's really belting out those lines, puhleese!! Her voice is not strong in my opinion.
Also, I think the song had 4 lines in it she just repeated the whole time. Very annoying! How long did it take to write that one?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She soooooo disgust me! No talent,No looks! No sexy body-NOTHING!!!!!
What this video needs is more cuts.
What a joke. Emote, Jessica, emote!
Cruella DeVille. Ready for her close up....
I admit it, I love Jessica, but I don't understand why she keeps touching her neck and clavicle! I'm also finding some striking similarities between Courtney Love and Jessica, which is just kind of scary!
I couldn’t help but notice her oversized upper lip the WHOLE video- shit enough already that thing looks swollen!
I think she needs some more collegen lip injections. And I think my 3 year old could write a better song. That sucked.
what's with the baby thing...lol!!!
ewwww!!!
Just for shits & giggles, watch the putrid video (Jessica's latest) with the volume off. It is hilarity personified! She is an absolute moron - LOL LOL!
She looks like shes having a spaz attack or something. She is so fake. Someone who keeps on saying OVER AND OVER AGAIN how much they love themselves is strange.
Fake Fake Fake...What is wrong with her??? She looks werid.
I HATE Jessica Simpson and surprisingly, I don't hate this video on first glance. Go figure. When you feel like that - well, she portrayed it pretty good.
Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Brit with all that whore makeup on?
She is a freakin guy in drag! I never vthought jessica was or is sexy....please lets move on to true sexy-BEYONCE,HALLE,ANGELINA,VIVICA,SCARLETT,JANET BUT NO WAY jessica is SEXY!
I want to slap that pouting lip off her face. That is the dumbest video every seen. I don't know what the video was trying to prove, I think we all know that Jessica is souless. Good question about how those underwear got in her bed. I belong to me... so I'm gonna cut off my hair and put on whorish make up. Makes sense.
I think Jessica is going through some serious emotional changes/adjustments after her divorce. I wish her all the best.
HAHAHAHAHA thats funny! You guys are too much!!! She has alot more money than any one of us has, so does it really matter how moronic she looks when she sings? Or how Bad her "new lips" look?
who cares about how much money she has? it doesn't buy happiness, love or contentment.
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