Tabloid Whore!

9.06.2006

SURE LOOKS LIKE ONE PERSON WASN'T EXPECTING IT.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta figure Nick is busting out the champagne with this one!

Seriously, Mr. Mayer is super talented... but does JS need him for publicity? Guess I have to read the story. LOVE the cover...

2:22 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jessica Simpson sucks....her cd sucks...her so called bag line sucks...I hope she rots....Team Nick all the way.

3:07 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over-rated, over-hyped and under-whelming. Go away, Jess, just GO AWAY.

3:44 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst decision she ever made was to cheat on and leave Nick, the only man who will ever truly love her for her. She already knows it. Sucks to be her. Your 15 minutes are up, honey.

3:58 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 3:58 I agree, I agree. I've always felt she's becoming desperate. She really needs to disappear for awhile and reinvent herself......stay away from Papa Joe while she's at it.

5:12 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swear. Thought the cover said DUMB!

5:31 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what she did to piss off US Weekly. I can't see them using such a terrible picture that makes her look buck toothed for no reason. Usually they have flattering pictures of their cover stories.

6:32 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!Ha! Tee hee!!! What an awful picture! I love it. Bugs bunny is wondering where the hell his teeth are right about now!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:43 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i too dislike everything talently about this chick but i have to say, her haircut is very chic...but she is still not attractive.

6:45 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 3:58 ...... well said !!

9:36 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

'Duh, eh, what's up dock?'

11:35 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she needs to lay off the drugs. that startled eye look is frightening.

6:35 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Team Nick too, but I think he played around during that marriage, not Jessica. Not sure. Anyway it's all speculation. Kudos to both Jess and Nick for putting up with that obnoxious Joe Simpson.

8:10 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does Chestica look like that?

12:49 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger ASD said...

i'm sick of them all. can't stand that her sister altered her face

8:00 PM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitch looks liek Missi Pyle.

OH LAWD IS DAT SUM RABBIT CHAN? (Google motherfucker, use it)

7:32 PM, September 13, 2006  

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