Tabloid Whore!

9.06.2006

SURE LOOKS LIKE ONE PERSON WASN'T EXPECTING IT.

18 Comments:

Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

Gotta figure Nick is busting out the champagne with this one!

Seriously, Mr. Mayer is super talented... but does JS need him for publicity? Guess I have to read the story. LOVE the cover...

2:22 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jessica Simpson sucks....her cd sucks...her so called bag line sucks...I hope she rots....Team Nick all the way.

3:07 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Over-rated, over-hyped and under-whelming. Go away, Jess, just GO AWAY.

3:44 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst decision she ever made was to cheat on and leave Nick, the only man who will ever truly love her for her. She already knows it. Sucks to be her. Your 15 minutes are up, honey.

3:58 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 3:58 I agree, I agree. I've always felt she's becoming desperate. She really needs to disappear for awhile and reinvent herself......stay away from Papa Joe while she's at it.

5:12 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swear. Thought the cover said DUMB!

5:31 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

I wonder what she did to piss off US Weekly. I can't see them using such a terrible picture that makes her look buck toothed for no reason. Usually they have flattering pictures of their cover stories.

6:32 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!Ha! Tee hee!!! What an awful picture! I love it. Bugs bunny is wondering where the hell his teeth are right about now!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:43 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i too dislike everything talently about this chick but i have to say, her haircut is very chic...but she is still not attractive.

6:45 PM, September 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 3:58 ...... well said !!

9:36 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Kea Renee said...

'Duh, eh, what's up dock?'

11:35 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

They are at their lowest point. You work with them, you get them better managed -- making sure they take their meds, counseling them, bathing them, feeding them, clothing them, getting them work on time and higher fame kudo's. And then they start to slowly get better, live on their own.. sometimes to a point where they get so much better, we end up discharging them as 'I am not a complete idiot who should be kept in isolation with managers'. They will even throw 'I am free and mature parties' for themselves, but they end up busted in the same horrific train wreaks with nasty dirt slathered all over them," her ex-friends and employees said.

1:00 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she needs to lay off the drugs. that startled eye look is frightening.

6:35 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Team Nick too, but I think he played around during that marriage, not Jessica. Not sure. Anyway it's all speculation. Kudos to both Jess and Nick for putting up with that obnoxious Joe Simpson.

8:10 AM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does Chestica look like that?

12:49 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

i'm sick of them all. can't stand that her sister altered her face

8:00 PM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger WAtdAhLL said...

hahaha! that is on fugly pic!
she was to dumb to realize that wat made her so appealing was the man that she left!
jokes on her!

1:15 PM, September 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitch looks liek Missi Pyle.

OH LAWD IS DAT SUM RABBIT CHAN? (Google motherfucker, use it)

7:32 PM, September 13, 2006  

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