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9.13.2006

ALERT! THE SPEARS/FEDERLINE BABY MAY HAVE A NAME...


Why oh why has there not been an official announcement naming the fabulous new Spears/Federline baby? Access Hollywood revealed on their tv show tonight that they heard Britney and Kevin's newborn son might be named "Sutton Pierce Federline." Hey, I like it. Sean Preston & Sutton Pierce? Well, Britney might be country and a little white trash, but if that's it, she sure does know how to pick some lovely little names for those boys. I must say that I have also heard the name is just a lame "internet rumor" and why Access Hollywood would even mention on national television a rumor that started on the internet is beyond me. Hold tight people, it looks like you will have to wait a little longer before officially ordering Britney & Kevin some cute matching baby name tshirts. One thing is for sure, I can't wait to see the photos of this new little one!

58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent name (and good lord, Gwyneth could consult Brit for respectable, classy, unique baby names!)...

9:25 PM, September 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like both of those names individually, but not so much together . . . too matchy. But at least she didn't pick Jim Bob or something.

4:55 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

I think she learned from TomKat and knows the less you tell the public, the more they want you. She knows her star is fading and Kev's is not even lit so its a good way to hang on. Why would she want her kids to have the same initials anyway? Talk about a pain in the ass over who owns what toy even if its monogrammed!

8:47 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger WAtdAhLL said...

lol @ amy....

9:05 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger Carol said...

Because this second son was unexpected/not planned, I think she probably now wishes that she had saved the name Preston (Preston/Sutton). Sean & Preston is a little nicer. I think Sutton will get picked on more -lol.

9:07 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous overpaid, shallow celebrity dresser said...

"Sutton Pierce Federline."

Why can't she demonstrate this class in her makeup & clothes...

9:38 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous cinnamon said...

SPF what? Maybe she needs to stop going to the tanning salon and think up some REAL names for her spawn.

3:49 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see it now, the conversation, "Honey, what should we name him?" Fed says,"Gawd,I don't know, but we gotta name'em sutton." Brit says,"Oh my Gawd, that is so cool, Sutton." Fed says,"Peace out hommie." Brit says," Peirce?, yeah, Sutton Peirce"

8:03 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

LMAO at 8:03!! I think you hit the nail on the head!!

5:06 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLOLO

She strives so much to hold her life together, at any cost, situation, or whatever she can grap onto for her own selfworth.

Rather sad....I must say.

6:10 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. LIVE & LET LIVE.

6:34 AM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger menmyteddy13 said...

People need to leave her alone. Brit takes care of her kids and doesn't dump them on nannies. Atleast she doesn't adopt a 'collection' like Jolie, who acts like she is running a human zoo!

I think Pierce something Federline would be better, but they're her kids. Better then weird names like Apple, or Tallula Belle! shivers

6:45 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Shawtay said...

I agree that Pierce would be a much better suited first name. Sutton it jus... I don't even know what it is. It shouldn't be a first name tho. I do agree that people dwell too much on Brit and her antics. She's new at mommy-hood, and every new parent makes mistakes...it's just that hers are very public, and usually a lil bigger. She's got a lot on her plate tryin to raise two kids, and hold her marriage together.

8:09 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous A. Malakian said...

um...can someone explain something for me. What the HELL was she thinking? I mean Sean Preston was fine, but Sutton Pierce?! I feel sooo sorry for that kid when he grows up. He's gonna be picked on during his whole school year. Poor baby

8:25 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous tandomwolf said...

PLEASE...sounds like a lot of jealousy to me..I am from the south, and not far from Brit's home. My daughter adores her little cutie pie sis, Jamie Lynn. And BOTH names are precious! Just because you're from the south, doesn't mean you live in a trailer! What about EMINEM, and he admitted trailer-troved life with a drug addict Mother! By the way, a national poll says at least87% of the WORLD'S most beautiful women are from the SOUTH! That doesn't leave a large percentage for you RUDE,UNHOSPITABLE NORTHERN UGLIES!!! Brit is beautiful, so GET OVER IT, and so are her precious BOYS! SOUTHERN WOMEN RULE! Just ask TIM and Faith!!! DUH!! QUIT WITH THE TRASH TALK< CUZ I BET BRIT COULD WHIP ANY OF YA'LL'S ASSES BLINDFOLDED!! AND PREGNANT!

8:33 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous tandomwolf said...

BY THE WAY NORTHIES< I LIVE IN A<245,000 Home in LOUISIANA!!!! And the JEALOUSY most likely comes from BRIT'S riches and your broke asses!!!!

8:36 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is quite entertaining is that celebrities are only in the spotlight because of $$. Money doesn't change morals and values. We don't need to get into a battle over the north and the south again - let our children/some adults have their heroes and idols and hopefully they won't be ones addicted to sex, drugs, and violence. By the way,...I grew up without a carseat and I am still typing.

Additionally, economic status proves nothing. Being a school administrator, I know administrators from poor rural schools and some from weathly urban schools. Both have equal amounts of challenges, yet make completely different salaries - one no better than the next.

8:53 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Tandomwolf,

...where did you happen to get that statistic of yours? Sounds pretty made up to me.

And even it it's real, are you sure that the WORLD'S most beautiful women aren't from the south as in...southern hemisphere, i.e., Brazil? Cuz that would make a hell of a lotta more sense to me.

9:02 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the person who wrote in on quit bashing Brittney. She's a young mom, who is not only famous, but has made her kids and her marriage the number one priority, which is more than I can say for some well known famous people. She should be encouraged , not put down. She's a young mom, and I for one think we should give her our support in being a mom, and not just focused on her career. I love the name Sean Preston..not too crazy about Sutton..but..hey maybe we can all through in our S names..how about Sam Porter, or Spencer Paul, or Scott Parker, Skyler Pierce, Stuart Phoenix, hey feel free to through in a few of your own suggestions for Brittney..you go girl!!

9:10 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous NYMPHO said...

WHOA Tandom Wolf....I am NO Northern Ugly! And by the way I live in a $400,000 home.....a 4bed 3bath raised ranch with 2 kitchens, 2 family rooms, and a formal dining room. And up here, we're not fat, ugly, or uneducated (what do u have a 4th grade education???) We have the best schools up here-Ivy League (and I am a college graduate by the way)..and Northeners are definitely not slow...we are NOT rednecks, we are a variety of beautiful cultures. Just like me...I am Portuguese and Italian! And if u think Britney Spears is beautiful then I feel bad 4 u. She was already fat and nasty and white trash lookin BEFORE the babies. P.S. Whatever happened to names like Tyler or Michael or Jason for boys in Hollywood???

10:12 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I don't know what to say but Wow, North / South / Ugly / Beautiful? Wow! I don't think where Brit comes from is why people keep brining up the old Trailer Park I thik it is how she presents herself. She could have come from NYC and with her lack of inteligence and moral values she would still be labeled trailer trash!

10:28 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like the name! I think it's a bit corny that she used the same initials as Sean Preston's, but aside from that, I think it's a cool name.Let's face it, it's a lot better than 90% of the names most celebrities name their kids,

10:32 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teehee.

I really laugh at the people who get so defensive about the whole thing. How did naming Britney's baby turn into a big fight about Northern and Southerns? And, for that matter, Northern and Southern what? North American VS South America? Or Northern United States VS South United States? I'm in Canada..so what about Northern Canada and Southern Canada? Honestly, that's the most ridiculous thing ever.

And yes, I'm sure that crazy statistic is definitely made up. Funny that a mother wrote that, when her English adn grammar (and intelligence leve, apparantly) matches the one of a crazy ten year old.

But if you want my two cents? Britney and Kevin have zillions of dollars that they don't deserve. They don't help anyone, and together their talent doesn't even fill a pencil holder. I think when you have so much money and you constantly strive for the spotlight, then you should expect to be critisized. I'm sure she could easily pull out of the public eye if she really wanted to raise her children so secludedly.


North VS the South....honestly...

10:50 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugly is as ugly does. There is a bit of posturing in here.

Some of the posters are sounding quite iffy themselves. Let's throw in, dare I say it, trashy too.

How does her life infringe on yours anyway? Live and let live.

These kids are just babies for goodness sakes. God's children. There is nothing wrong with those names either.

10:54 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nympho, your $400,00 abode sounds like a duplex. How many people live there with you? And no fat, ugly women up North, forget about it. Look around you. You sound a little threatened to me. This whole regional identity thing is for smaller intellects anyway. Both of you need to grow up.

11:13 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous CAZIA said...

THOSE NAMES R CUTE ND BRITNEY IS VERY CREATIVE FOR CHOOSING THOSE NAMES!!!!!!!ITS CUTE U GO BRITNEY!!!ND TAKE CARE OF YOURSLEF ND YA KIDS

11:46 AM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Dyanna said...

There are weirder names for Hollywood children, and I doubt that Sutton will get picked on because of his 'rents Celeb status. I agree that Sutton Pierce is a little weird, but poor Britney's career is going in warp speed down the tubes and her hubby is making the situation worse! Let's cut her a lil teeny weeny break for a minute!

P.S. Tandomwolf. Relax. Thanks.

12:00 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who even cares,let's hope she just pays better attention with this hoodrat!

1:19 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my fiancee's family there are 5 kids, Marlo, Michael, Mitchell, Melinda and Marc all with 2 middle names...honestly. I've heard worse names than Sutton, which I find to be a billion times better than Apple, Co Co or Rumer.

2:59 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger poeticjustice said...

ok how did this turn into who is better Northerners or Southerners? I thought this blog was about Brit's choice in baby names. I personally am not a fan of Sutton Pierce Federline. I think that Sutton sounds like a last name. But it is not my child and I don't think any of us should judge what anyone names their kid, even Apple or CoCo etc..

7:02 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Enough already said...

I think K Fed wanted to name the little guy Phillip Morris.

As for the rest of you dip wads fighting over the North and South, that war was settled quite some time ago.

Grow the f*** up.

9:30 PM, September 15, 2006  
Blogger get in mah belly said...

omg TW, Sutton is a grandpa name! gross!

10:24 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ezI have a son named Sutton - comes from a family name. He has never been teased because of his name. Actually, I get compliments on it all the time.

10:58 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of you raging on the name - what is your name? Sure its not as cool as Sutton.

11:01 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay heres my little put in.let me start by saying omg do we all have too much time on our hands that we are actually sitting here commenting on other peoples lives.and im not seeing one good comment.please people leave them alone.last time i looked i dont belive i saw one perfect person with one perfect life that could sit here and down someone that they first of all dont know personally.and even if you did let them live there lives with the children they have whatever names that they choose and stop beign so judgemental.leave that to god.we are ALL far from perfect!

11:45 PM, September 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone please tell me why someone would get picked on for the name Sutton. I have a daughter named that, and their is a Broadway actress named Sutton (Foster). Guess I should have named her Emily, or Jessica, or Jennifer, like everybody else in the world. ( no offence, those are nice names). Naming a kid is so personal, and it is really difficult to hear peoples reactions sometimes because alot of people have no manners. Even though I got nothing but positive reactions when we named our daughter. Im guessing the people dawging Britney have never had the privilage of nameing a kid. Maybe you will one day understand.

8:51 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone mentioned they liked the first name Pierce better than Sutton. I saw Kevin on the Ellen show last week and he kept referring to Sean Preston as "Preston", so maybe they will call both boys by their middle names. And by the way, I think it is terrible how everyone trashes Kevin and Britney. Shame on all of you. They are humans just like us and deserve some respect. I think a lot of people are just jealous of them.

9:59 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you guys need to stop the whole north/south debate. We all know that Americans in general are ignorant, fat, lazy and ugly.

<3

10:16 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous a. malakian said...

OK TANDOMWOLF! Enough w/the whole north & south thing! It doesn't matter where you're from, you're still from America am i right? Doesn't matter if you're black or white or any recial back round for that matter. (i happen to be 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Armenian and i'm still an american)Besides that whole fact, the jealousy remark that you typed down was NOT called for. This is an opinion kind of thing. EVERYONE has the right to put what they want!! So GET OVER IT!

4:57 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To tandomwolf

Why are you saying this to us. To me it change nothing that you live in a 200,000 house in Louisiana or in a little cabin in Africa.

Don't you know that one of the most beautiful women in the wolrd, Heidi Klum comes from the North (in Germany). And that's not the country that does a person's face that the parents genetics.

6:29 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave the young lady alone! For God sakes don't you people have anything better to do??? Ya'll need to grow up. Everyone is individuals. Everyone's name is special to them or to the parents. I sure some of you stupid people out there have dumb names and live in a trailer!!!

9:28 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were you people seriously arguing about the North and South? I thought that was settled a long time ago...

10:44 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHERE'S THE LOVE, DOSENT ANYONE REMEMBER 9/11

12:32 PM, September 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the people we lost

12:33 PM, September 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cant we just all get along

12:35 PM, September 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love britney shes SO hot and i bet as soon as she can she will be back to her old self, hot hot hot!!! k-fed is a trash loser who has ruined her image and career but brits been the pop princess for so long now its time to pass the crown on (who to i ask) and all you guys arguing about north and south, holy shit. im from wee nz n the south gets on great with the north. get OVA it.

5:13 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would like to add that Sutton, no offence to the people who wrote in saying they named their kid that, reminds me of a slab of meat. SO not a cool name. sutton???? unbelieveable. sean preson is an awes name thou and i hope this bubba is just as cute as his big bro!!!
ps: u named your DAUGHTER Sutton??? u MEAN MEAN MEAN mum. i would never forgive u if i was her.
(no offence). :)

5:23 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:23 Your grammar is hideous...no offenCe.

6:52 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 9:58, wat's rung wit leavin' en a trailor?

12:27 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

er 9:28

12:28 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:23- You are the exact kind of person I was talking about with no manners. How can I take no offence when you say my daughters name sounds like a slab of meat. You need to get some help ( from higher up powers, if you know what I mean.)THE LORD!!!

6:33 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and I am not a mum, I am a MOM

6:41 AM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Sutton is a cute name. The people making fun of it are probably people who don't have children, or who have children that have very common names. My son's name is Elliott, and we have heard a lot of crap about it, but I didn't want my child to have the same first name as a bunch of the other boys in his class. I am glad that Britney came up with a normal name, that not everyone else has.

1:45 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to us all just getting along? It seems very immature to rag on eachother over someone NONE of us know personally. You really can't judge people you've never met. So stop preaching about your great morales and high standards of living, because when you are sitting here slamming Britney you're contradicting yourselves. Worry about your own family, life and children. How perfect are you all really?

12:38 PM, September 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are such losers...like really who cares what Kevin and Britney named their child...it is THIER child. Does it really matter if you as the public like the name? Do you think if your childrens names were flashed all over the media...do you really think everyone would like them, you people should really get a life!!!

8:51 PM, September 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are a mob of trippas.im going to go for a shower brush my teeth help put the kids to bed and life my life like you sad sorry ppl should be.peace out.by the way the names are nice and the kids are cute.

4:05 AM, September 25, 2006  
Blogger DiamondsGlow said...

Newsflash Britney did not name her son Sutton.

She is waiting till her son is shown in people magazine in a photoshoot with her to tell his name.

6:15 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody should just leave britney alone. she is a person who is putting her life together and building a family. Belive it or not no one know EXACTLY what goes on between her and kevin and why she is the way she is. everyone thinks they know her but no one acually does. Everyone has their own taste in names, clothes, food and in eveyrthing. The names that she chose for HER own kids is HER business, at least she didnt name them SURI or SAILOH.. or some other fruit or unnormal name! BRitney is going to come back with something new and hot and everyone is going to love her again. Her children will be proud of her career. I just dont understand why everyone is trashing her, she is a magnificent performer and her songs have a beat and a spice. I cant wait for her new album.. ill be the first to buy it off the stands. No matter what I love britney spears and always will!!!

8:36 PM, October 06, 2006  

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