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Okay, I know how everyone hates the Paris Hilton posts, but her stinky new record that comes out next week is available to preview online thanks to AOL Music. Listen for yourself and tell me what you think. Since I don't want to judge based solely on the few terrible songs I've heard, I'm going to risk my hearing and check it out and then give you my true, honest, opinion (Argh, the sacrifices I make for you people!). Oh Paris, you're such a fucking rockstar!
Preview Paris Hilton's upcoming cd Paris.


Anonymous Holly said...

I like her new song, Stars are blind"... it's a good summer song!!!

10:28 AM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger disneygirls said...

I love the music video stars are blind!!!!!!!!!!!

10:53 AM, August 14, 2006  
Anonymous RayRay said...

I wish Tabloid Whore would stop with the paris posts. Stop giving this bitch attention. Her songs will probably be good. But so what? It doesn't validate her. Let's here some juicy gossip instead.

11:04 AM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

rayray: Trust me, no one dislikes Paris more than I do and Tabloid Whore probably has the least amount of Paris posts compared to all the other gossip websites. Saying that, no matter how much I may dislike someone, when you have a website it is important to stay topical and that means posting on things that are big in the media right now and that people may be curious about. Whether it licks ass or not, her CD release is something people have been waiting to hear for a very long time, so it's my job to let people know where to check it out if they choose to. That doesn't mean you have to check it out or even read a post when you see her name. As a reader, you have the power to just skip over it. :)

11:26 AM, August 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one am getting worried. I like Paris as long as we don't kid ourselves. Photograph her visits to Kitson and announce when the dog bites her. But lately she's gaining some traction... and especially now after the one song and a cd. The end is definitely near!

Stars Are Blind wasn't too bad, because it sounds like everything else getting played. Made in a studio, doesn't matter who's singing.

11:27 AM, August 14, 2006  
Anonymous rayray said...

That made me feel better. Thanks tabloid whore. Your first sentence is true.

2:37 PM, August 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tabloid Whore rocks!!

7:48 PM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey.Hazim here...again.
I KNEW you liked ParisHilton! Haha...I kid. I don't give a damn Paris and her supposed greatness. People who buy or legally download her music deserve to arrested, caged, then shipped to Thailand.
I just read a review of JSimp's "A Public Affair" and it gave her 4.5 stars out of 5! WTF?!?

9:05 AM, August 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4.5 stars out of 5 is for cleavage. The rest would have been for talent

:- >

4:31 PM, August 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ew her face is gross. look at that big square clunker head.

3:05 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

It's right about hog calling contests in Georgia.. but that's because it is less messy.

12:08 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on folks. her 15 minutes were up a long time ago and i'm sick of seeing her face, much less hearing her name. i could care less if she thinks she can sing. i wouldn't spend a penny on anything she had to sell .....

6:19 PM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEAVE PARIS ALONE she is one of the best people around. give her a go and if you dont like her keep it to urslf because no one wants to hear it. paris rules and so does her CD

11:24 PM, August 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to all u mother fuckers leave this chic alone shes one fuckin awsome gal n look how far shes come from just being herself so seriously think about it what have u done in ur life that comes any where near as close to something shes done r u a billionaire, a heiress, actress and singer shes multi talented. the tracks on her album rock so does the dvd that comes with it ive met her in person and shes the most genuine person you will ever meet. She didnt take fame to her head like other celebrities not mentoning names and trust me im not talking about nicole richie i love that girl to death thats probly the major difference between me and paris but shes grown up in the spotlight. Before i go heres a question i would like ya all to answer Who do you like better (plz think about it) Paris Hilton :) or Delta Goodrem???? It should be an easy decision!! We all know what my answer is!! (PARIS)

11:30 PM, August 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forget something. She is just a pampered girl that swims in Daddy's money. If it wasn't to whom she was born to and she acted the same way as now. She'd be a figure for being a Boy Toy. Not saying that is her fault but the main reason she gets this kind of publicity is because of Daddy's money, not hers. I'm not a complete basher, "Stars are Blind" was alright.

8:00 AM, August 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody with a crapload of money can make an album. I heard 'stars are blind' and it's normal I guess, nothing gave me chills like a real artist would. Then I heard 'fighting over me' and I almost lost my lunch. Pointless and annoying...not my thing but to each is own.

10:10 AM, August 21, 2006  

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