HEAR THIS: NICOLE KIDMAN IS NOT PREGNANT.

Yes, she's getting married this weekend to country singer Keith Urban (yay! LOVE him!), but NO says her spokesperson, "Nicole Kidman is not pregnant!" Kidman is getting married this weekend for the sake of getting married, not because she is knocked up with Urban's baby. Her spokesperson told The NY Daily News, "This is a rumor that comes around every month. It has for past year or two. Believe me on this one: She is religious, and that would never do." Oh my, how much do I love that line, "she is religious, and that would never do." It's so Nicole and hell, I believe it. So, forget what you see on the cover of Star Magazine this week, Nicole isn't with child (although I can't wait until she is!). Man, a woman can't have a bit of tummy hang these days without someone thinking she's got a baby in there. And God forbid she rests her hand on her stomach, then she must be having twins! Plus, there have been other shots of her since this Star cover where her tummy is totally flat. Nicole is happy right now and is about to have a very hot husband sleeping in her bed, let the girl eat some cake if she wants to, damn it!
Source: NYDN
Plus! Watch Nicole get serenaded with a round of "Happy Birthday" by the lovely Aussie paparazzi after she sends them out a cold case of beer. It's worth watching just to hear them cheer, "Hip! Hip! Hooray!" Too bad U.S. paparazzi's aren't as delightful and don't have those cute accents.

Check out the video here compliments of TMZ.