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5.02.2006

KATIE HOLMES' DAD ROCKS.


Kate Holmes' daddy Martin is not happy. He has reportedly spoken out about his daughter and her plans to try and lose her baby weight faster than a speeding bullet only 2 weeks after giving birth to daughter Suri. Kate has met with Sue Fleming, the owner of a company called "Buff Brides," to train her so she can look like a hot "child bearing woman" for her upcoming marriage to Tom Cruise. Martin Holmes doesn't seem to agree with Kate getting into the exercise groove so quickly, telling Reveal magazine, "My daughter needs rest, relaxation and recuperation. Katie is already doing exercises to build up her back and shoulders and I simply can't go along with what is happening." It's also being reported that Tom Cruise is overseeing her weight loss regime, which sounds kind of ridiculous and the thought itself makes me laugh. I'm picturing him waking Kate up every morning in his sweatsuit and whistle around his neck, jumping on the bed yelling, "c'mon Kate! Up and at 'em! One, two, three! One, two, three!" In the meantime, the owner of Buff Brides is defending Kate (and probably also trying to ensure the cha-ching in her pocket) to Martin Holmes' comments by saying, "Katie can and will do it. She has great motivation. She loves her fiance and was proud that Tom oversaw this program. He told her he wanted her to be the most beautiful bride ever. She was in tears when he said that." Even though I pledged to try and be nicer about this couple, I am really glad Kate's dad isn't some wimp who is afraid to speak out about something going on with his daughter that he doesn't feel is right. Keep talking daddy Holmes, keep talking!
Source: Starpulse

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I didn't pledge to be nicer to them! Poor Daddy Holmes feels like any parent watching his child get sucked into a cult...petrified! This is just one more thing...and the difference is that Tom is "overseeing," not "being supportive," like in a normal relationship. Control freak!

10:34 AM, May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, my doctor wouldn't let me work out for 8 weeks after giving birth. There are reasons for that folks.

Tom probably doesn't want wedding pictures with a chubby wife.

Again, he's a FREAK!

11:02 AM, May 02, 2006  
Blogger Nicolette said...

Can this get any more disfunctional?

Maybe it's acceptable on planet Xenu.

The thing is that Katie/Kate/Katherine is young, and has plenty of time to get into shape -- her fiance is not quite as young, completely unaware that he's creepy, and has now repulsed a good portion of the movie-going public.

And Kidman was upset when he dumped her, in his first public show of erratic behavior?!

11:35 AM, May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even though i wouldn't put it past "controlling-tommy" this story seems to be false.
http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/05/exclusive_katie_holmes_did_not.html

whatever,i am sure they will do something weird pretty soon...

4:37 AM, May 03, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

I GOT IT!! this way she will really only have to hide away for 2 weeks after giving birth..doesn't this seem like maybe it is because the rumors of her pregrnancy being fake in the first place are true? people would freak out if she stepped out only 2 weeks after having the baby super skinny. this way they already have an explanation and a story concocted as to how she lost that "supposed" baby weight. get my drift?

3:35 PM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Point Kally, thats hilarious!

4:34 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think its "up and at 'em" not "up and adam". That is such a crazy couple i feel like shaking some sense into katie

12:43 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

ha. thanks. corrected! I still kinda like my way better though. ;)

12:57 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE ALL CRAZY. WHO CARES. WHAT DO KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE HAVE TO DO WITH YOU OR ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! WORRY ABOUT WHAT MATTERS NOT THIS BS.

9:04 PM, May 04, 2006  

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