See what happens when you don't live an honest life and you try to cheat your way through it? Survivor's first grand prize 1 million dollar winner, Richard Hatch was a very bad boy and is now in jail for trying to screw Uncle Sam. Best known as the naked Survivor who allegedly tried to rub his penis all over Sue Hawk during a challenge on "Survivor: All Stars," Hatch was found guilty in January of failing to pay taxes on his winnings from the show, plus some additional income. After his conviction in January, Hatch was immediately taken into custody (even though his formal sentencing is April 25th), because the judge believed he posed a flight risk.
Probably worried that he might get F*#kd up in jail, Hatch asked that he be put into protective custody. His request was granted on the basis that he is a "celebrity." When he is sentenced, Hatch could receive up to 13 years in prison. The judge said it is more likely he will be sentenced between "two years, nine months and three years, five months, but it could be longer because prosecutors accuse Hatch of lying during his testimony." Oh dear. I bet eating bugs and sleeping with mosquitoes seems pretty good to the guy right now, huh?