Tabloid Whore!



Star magazine is breaking the news that Eminem filed for divorce this morning from his wife of two times, Kim Mathers. Something bad must have gone down because they just remarried in January'o6. Maybe Kim started taking the drugs again or better yet, gave another blow job to some guy in rehab. I don't mean to laugh at divorce by any means, but c'mon. Eminem should have known what he was getting himself into when he remarried that Kim girl anyway. She's a total alleged druggy, with a dirty history...what did he expect? Plus, once you get a "rot in pieces" tattoo on your body about someone like Em did about Kim, can you ever go back to the way it once was? Hope he had a pre-nup (his granny said he didn't). Hey, on the bright side, it's more than likely we will get some really good new Eminem music out of this, we like our boy angry!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Marshall and I did not see this coming! Sad, really.

11:44 AM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i bet there was some legal reason he remarried her. Maybe he was trying to get out of paying her something or something along those lines. A shame for their family...

12:20 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he remarried her because his little girl probably aked him to. I feel like he did his best to carry out his obligation, but she probably never quit whoring and using drugs, even for their daughter. It's weird how I don't know any of this, but he does love his child a whole lot and seems to be trying his best to be a decent dad.

1:10 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that I find him *totally* hot?

1:37 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no because SO DO I!

3:44 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, he is hot, and the fact that he takes care of his daughter AND his niece (who is Kim's twin sister's child) is just so awesome! Those two little girls are really lucky to have him for a dad with druggie moms like they have!

6:22 AM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is super hot!!!

11:53 AM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes he is super hot but what do u think about kim saying it's because HE hsa a drug problem?

1:41 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger The Cybrarian said...

Wow, I thought the picture of Kim's lipliner abuse you posted before was hideous, but check out the picture with the Detroit News story today... yaargh!

6:32 PM, April 06, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

cybrarian: gah! the horror! as you can see, i HAD to add that to the post. big thanks. :)

9:20 PM, April 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jan in Maryland said: Perhaps he'd stay with her if she'd quit using black eye-liner to outline her lips! Ha.

10:27 AM, April 07, 2006  

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