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3.02.2006

ARE LIL' KIM'S JAILHOUSE TITTIES IN TROUBLE?

Looks like Lil' Kim might be having some difficulties behind bars at the moment. At first thought you'd assume she was getting her ass kicked by prison bitches or something, but it's far, far, worse. Lil' Kim is allegedly worried that her fake boobies are leaking and wants someone to come in and perform some maintenance on them. Even though Kim's reps deny the story, NYDN Rush & Malloy are claiming Kim confided to family members about her big ass fake titties problem. I'm sorry, but look at those damn things. If you are gonna put them in your body, you better expect them to burst or something. It's just wrong. Anyway, a spokesperson for the Bureau of Prisons said that if the prison doctor on staff cannot handle a medical problem with one of the inmates, they contract out treatment. Oh, well thank the sweet baby Jesus. It's good to know our tax money could be used to fix Lil' Kim's boobs. By the way, nice timing of this announcement considering her new reality show Lil' Kim: Countdown to Lockdown premiers next week on BET. Sweet. What has this world come to?

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pimpin' out her fake titties for publicity. How Hollywood!

12:00 PM, March 02, 2006  
Blogger alliecat said...

holy shit...those are fake....hahaha

12:23 PM, March 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are absolutely gross.

3:32 PM, March 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next to Courtney Love, Lil Kim is THE most repulsive celebrity alive. With her wigs, chest balloons, fur-covered clothing(what I hate her MOST for, actually), and dirty whorish clothes, she looks like you could get warts just from sitting next to her. She belongs in jail just for being such a filthy skank hobag.

1:54 AM, March 08, 2006  
Anonymous QueenBytch said...

U bitches are so stupid. POINT BLANK. Listen to her latest album and YOU WILL SEE..she dont care what YOU are anyone else thinks of her. Even though she is sitting in jail right now, HER MONEY is still flowing in.SO DOES IT REALLY MATTER what a few PRE-TEEN whores comment about her on a blog site?NO. she has been "places" & is still going places. Where as the only places u are going ...are to Your Minimum wage job and then back to your lonely room...with your 3hundred dollar dell..and your gossip blogs.
So just...." Shut UP BITCH "
" Cause all this petty chitter chatter only makes her pockets fatter"

9:24 AM, March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK lil kim's mom, we didnt mean to offend ya....take a chill pill or a vicodin and calm down. Damn!

7:58 PM, March 20, 2006  

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