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2.01.2006

IN TOUCH SAYS: JEN ANISTON REALIZES BRAD WAS A CHEATER.

The new issue of In Touch Weekly looks like it's going to be a good one. The cover story is all about how Jennifer Aniston is allegedly pissed off and all jittery, nervous and shit because of the timing of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy. Finally coming out of camp denial, In Touch claims that Jen realizes Brad and Angelina planned have a baby together before the Pitt/Aniston divorce was final (tacky!). Sources told the magazine that Jen also suspects that Brad and Angelina were having "relations" while Brad was still married to her. Well duh, we could have told her that. Friends say, "she is finally putting the pieces together" about Brad's affair with Angelina. Until now, Jen has always said, "I choose to believe my husband" when he claimed he was faithful to her (liar, liar, pants on fire!), but is now starting to see things differently. If Angelina is really five and a half months pregnant like people are whispering, that means Brad knocked her up 2 months before Brad and Jen's divorce was final. Tsk, tsk. No shocker here, we did the math a loooong time ago.
Source: In Touch Weekly
Question: Are you guys as sick as I am of these redundant Brad/Jen/Angelina stories the tabloids print every week? Let me know, cuz I'm thinking of cutting down majorly on their coverage unless something real or major happens. It's just boring me to tears. If you guys like hearing every little thing like this, I will continue, but please comment and let me know so I can have some idea...Otherwise, we are sooo dunzo with the triplets!

18 Comments:

Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. OK I need to stop typing that out ofr every comment.
Anyways, I have to say-Brangelina are like the evil suave couple you can't get enough of. Jennifer Aniston's a bit behind on her own life. By the time Brangelina have the baby, Aniston will still be scratching her head.

5:04 PM, February 01, 2006  
Blogger AmberKay said...

Agh, I'm sick of them. They're getting married, Angelina doesn't want to be married, Jen's ruining their "wedding,"...

Whatever.

6:36 PM, February 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it... they were already leading separate lives, right?

Besides Jen is not helping herself by beeing that annoying...

I'm not saying to get over it (it is really hard) but at least move on...

7:13 PM, February 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm so bored with this topic i can't even handle it! as soon as i see a story about any of these 3 in a magazine i immediately turn the page! let's hear some more gossip about nick lachey's new girlfriend...i went to college with her at the university of kentucky, and am so interested in hearing about her and nick!!!

5:04 AM, February 02, 2006  
Blogger Bloglisted said...

Redundant is the the right word for it. The same old pics, the same old headlines, different combinations of "unforgivable" "what happened" "did brad cheat?" there's no story there anymore. but your articles are fun to read!

6:59 AM, February 02, 2006  
Blogger Pope-rah said...

The rags definitley need to dig up some new stories cause this shit is tired...

7:29 AM, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, you can't "steal" a man unless he wants to be stolen- Manniston needs to learn that. No one knows how long her & Brad were having probs...he met Angie in 04 (not 05) doing the mr & mrs smith....so go figure what happened there!!!
but to the original point YES PLEASE PLEASE GET SOME BETTER GOSSIP. Have you seen the new photos of Katie Holmes bump...that would be interesting (seems like its the real thing)

9:57 AM, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No - please don't stop! I don't have closure! Or as Rachel Green would have said, "c-losuure." I think the "what really happened" thing is really interesting. And if people stop talking about it, we'll never know.

10:14 AM, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous LW said...

I dont know why but I still like seeing the pics and reading the same news about those 2!!

12:34 PM, February 02, 2006  
Blogger Kat in da Hat said...

Keep reporting. I'm obsessed.

1:12 PM, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, still mighty obsessed here.
bring it on...

4:26 PM, February 02, 2006  
Blogger Kimberwyn said...

Okay, you know how I feel about Brangelina...Im kinda on the fence about this one. Yeah, I guess it is tacky and pretty low to get someone else pregnant before you're officially divorced. But then again the relationship was over. BUT actually I think you're right. I don't know, Im indecisive.

10:25 PM, February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am SICK of all of them. GO AWAY!!!!!!!

9:40 AM, February 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm sick of it, but keep us posted. Might as well stick it out till the bitter end.

2:20 PM, February 03, 2006  
Blogger St. Pauly Girl said...

although it's getting old, it's still fun to hear about them!

8:47 AM, February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what brad did WAS unforgivable.
but he has moved on and so has jen.
he's dirt in my book but he was never a favorite, just a pretty face. he and angelina seem happy with their 2.5 kids and i think thats great. let them eat cake!
jen is now with the hot looking vince and is with someone who cares and makes her laugh. the press is grasping at straws to say comments about her. she has been silent. brad has a new life and is content. so is she.

9:21 AM, February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.I.C.K. of Brangelina!!!!!

11:06 AM, February 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOOO PULEEEEEEEZE DON'T STOP WITH BRANGELINA! Brangelina and Britney, Brangelina and Britney! (repeat after me)..Sorry, I'm behind here with my vote, am catching up after a horrible bout of flu : ( Long live Brangelina!!

1:34 PM, February 08, 2006  

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