And no, we are not talking about her boyfriend....
Straight from Page Six:
PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder. Paris managed to pull Baby Luv off her and hooked his leash to a cabinet while she rang up $4,000 worth of bras and panties and a bullwhip, says our eyewitness.
I'm glad the monkey clawed at her face. That's what that stupid bitch gets for putting a monkey on a friggin' leash and making it a pet. Someone please lock this bitch up already!
UPDATE: WORD HAS COME OUT THAT IT IS NOT A MONKEY, BUT A KINKAJOU RACCOON OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. STILL STUPID!