KIDNAP PLOTTER GETS 10 YEARS BEHIND BARS.

Don't mess with my David Letterman and his adorable son Harry. That rat bastard Kelly Frank who was arrested in March for plotting to kidnap Letterman's son and nanny has been sentenced to 10 years behind bars on lesser charges, prosecutors said Tuesday (Hoooraaah!). The son-of-o-bitch was alleged to have revealed to an acquaintance his plan to kidnap a then 16 month-old Harry and his nanny and hold them for $5 million ransom. This aquaintance in turn, called the cops on him (YES! Give this man a medal!). Not really sure why prosecutors settled on a plea bargain for lesser charges that included overbilling Letterman for a job and illegally killing a mule deer on Dave's property, instead of plotting to kidnap (will have to check with my D.A. connections on that one), but as long as he's behind bars, who cares I guess. Good Riddance Mother F'er!